Trust me, it doesn't say the right things.

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"Do not go where the path may lead, go instead where there is no path and leave a trail." - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Hockey Night in Buffalo

Yeah, there's nothing good that a smooch says. It's fucking creepy.

I wouldn't do it.

Go on a few dates and see where it goes then.

I guess the other way around, if an attractive chick did that to me, I guess it's not a problem.

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Dude, if you do it, you will get kicked in the nuts...trust me.

If you want to go through life talking like Mickey Mouse, that's your business, but it's been spelled out for ya in black and white.

Creeper Mouth Rape = Kick in Nuts

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"She's like plan C after an 18 pack"

Squanto 7/27/2010

Personal experience talking?

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Revenge is sweet... Revenge is best served cold... Revenge is ice cream.

I concur, but if I didn't like her I wouldn't kiss her back.

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"I love that you know how to do that." Cheryl/Carol/Crystal

"And I love that I have an erection that doesn't involve homeless people." Kreiger

i have never done this. i dont ill be doing it any time soon.

ever been rejected after making a move? its pretty embarrassing stuff. now imagine that times 10. because even if you are the best looking dude in the world with a tongue made of gold (like me).. the girls first instinct will kick in, and thats to push you away to evaluate the scenario that has suddenly been pushed upon her. 9/10 times, after she figures out whats going on, that instinct turns into feelings, and her feelings are "who the fuck is this guy? WHO DOES HE THINK HE IS?!" and those feelings turn to adrenaline which she well then use to kick your ass.

so basically, yeah man, dont do it.

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My mom told me that when she was younger, she and her good friend were out at a bar. Some drunk dude bit her friend's ass, and she smashed a beer mug over his head and knocked him unconcious. So while kissing a girl may not be the same exact thing as biting a chick in the ass, you get the idea...

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"Do not go where the path may lead, go instead where there is no path and leave a trail." - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Hockey Night in Buffalo

He went straight for the ass-bite?
I like the cut of his jib.

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Hold my beer and watch this...

WOMEN ARE OBJECTS AND WILL BE TREATED AS SUCH!

mastershake.

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And he apparently liked the cut of HERS.


yyyyyYYYYYOOOOWWWWWZZZZzzzzzaaaaaa

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"I love that you know how to do that." Cheryl/Carol/Crystal

"And I love that I have an erection that doesn't involve homeless people." Kreiger

Nice to know i'm not the only one with occasional ass-biting urges.

Oh No You Didn't!

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Revenge is sweet... Revenge is best served cold... Revenge is ice cream.

I imagined this as being stated by the dog in your avatar.

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Miles to go before I sleep

‎"Love knows not its own depth until the hour of separation."
-Khalil Gibran

What a complete joke that they wasted the 19th amendment on them.

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Women have been suffraging for 90 years. I think it's time we be humane and end that suffraging.

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Proud LGBTQQ Individual

Are you suggesting I should stop dating then Alex? Because trust me, any girl that dates me suggrages from annoyance and depression usually...I annoy the shit out of them, and they become depressed when they realize "I'm actually dating that guy"

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"She's like plan C after an 18 pack"

Squanto 7/27/2010

I involuntarily stopped dating.

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Proud LGBTQQ Individual