in my basement we have a dart board and had a fish tank. it was a good sized, somthing like a 30gallon tank. well me and my brother were throwing darts and decided to throw them from a little farther back. now in my basement there is an I-Beam that more or less runs through the middle of the basement. well when we finished it we had to drop the ceiling a lower in order to cover the beam. i go and stand against the far wall and attempt to throw the dart into the board. well i couldnt get that good of an arch with me being 6'2" and the I-Beam being in the way. so my logical solution was to throw it harder. as i was in my "wind up" my brother did or said something that made me laugh and change my release point. the dart flew straight as an arrow...right into the fish tank. surprisingly the face of the tank didnt shatter, it looking like a bullet hole. we both staired at it for a couple seconds as the little stream of water shot out. it then hit me to put my finger over the hole and to have my brother get a bucket. we let it drain and well, that was the end of that tank.

Irony, in 2 consecutive summers i have my sister a black eye with a bat when i was like 8 and she was 4, she kept walking behind me while i was swinging. good thing the bat was plastic. quick question though, why were you swinging a bat at a party?

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i really want a huge fishtank.

i saw a bat. being a baseball player, im always swinging a bat, any chance i see a bat. ill be out in the garage cleaning. ill see a bat, next thing i know im swinging it. im always working on my swing.

and i swing hard. i dont try to hit home runs, but with my classic swing, i can get one out. its a very relaxed, short, strong swing. im VERY glad i didnt hit him in the mouth.

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