Um, they look sort of like miniature boxers, not cats, but maybe I've imbibed in too much wine?

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"Sarcasm and cynicism: Just two of the many services I provide."
"Never make someone a priority when you are only an option for them."
"You can't polish a turd."

did my drink ever get here? I need to make up some time so....

So I thought to myself; "Jeez, dems dare sum funny lookin catz, dey aint got no tales."

I almost threw the POST FAIL at Squanto, but I'm waiting for him to make a much bigger mistake

Fuck, I linked the wrong pic.

Just humor me and pretend they're ugly cats or something.

No fucking cats or dogs will be permitted in ETC's Pub unless they are on the menu. Now, is it time for a drink, or what?

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Oh lord, it's hard to be humble, when you're perfect in every way. I can't wait to look in the mirror, 'cause I get better looking each day. To know me is to love me, I must be a hell of a man. Oh lord, it's hard to be humble, but I'm doin' the best that I can.

Maybe I've already had too much? I'm seeings dogs instead of cats, and Hasselhoff's face on avi's.
Do you allow chickens in the bar?

I'll take something that I haven't had in years (shut up Squanto ) I'll take a Whiskey Sour please!

For Schony, compliments of the house.

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Oh lord, it's hard to be humble, when you're perfect in every way. I can't wait to look in the mirror, 'cause I get better looking each day. To know me is to love me, I must be a hell of a man. Oh lord, it's hard to be humble, but I'm doin' the best that I can.

Is there a place to buy your own breathalyzer?

I found a Rolling Rock in the fridge, I think I will have that with dinner.

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this place feels more like home, with one big happy family

Sure.
Here in Cali they sell them at the check-out stand at BevMo (Beverages and More a large liquor distributer)
I think they run $50 or so but they're totally worth it for the drunken entertainment alone.

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Hold my beer and watch this...

At ETC's Pub we offer free breathalyzer tests. Simply type your request and I will tell you the results.

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Oh lord, it's hard to be humble, when you're perfect in every way. I can't wait to look in the mirror, 'cause I get better looking each day. To know me is to love me, I must be a hell of a man. Oh lord, it's hard to be humble, but I'm doin' the best that I can.

I'll be easy to spot tonight; I'll be at the endof the bar drinking 151 and Cokes....



Mmmmmm........

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"I'll rap you with my cane; you pencil necked geek!!"

-Bowler, imitating Freddy Blassie, at the very first M & G.

Those deemed unfit to drive are encouraged to spend the night upstairs

Forget us we'll have gone very soon
Just forget we ever slept in your rooms
And we'll leave the smell of the sea in your beds
Where love's just a job and nothing is said



-Bernie Taupin - Sweet Painted Lady

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"I'll rap you with my cane; you pencil necked geek!!"

-Bowler, imitating Freddy Blassie, at the very first M & G.

ETC's special tonight...and trust me, they are really good. Me and the Mrs. had them seared to a perfect medium rare.

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Oh lord, it's hard to be humble, when you're perfect in every way. I can't wait to look in the mirror, 'cause I get better looking each day. To know me is to love me, I must be a hell of a man. Oh lord, it's hard to be humble, but I'm doin' the best that I can.

Check them out...

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Oh lord, it's hard to be humble, when you're perfect in every way. I can't wait to look in the mirror, 'cause I get better looking each day. To know me is to love me, I must be a hell of a man. Oh lord, it's hard to be humble, but I'm doin' the best that I can.

we're going to be blowing the needle off of those breathalyzers

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"...they came down into the stands and asked if I knew how to do play by play. I said...No. But. I'll take a shot at it if you want".- Rick Jeanneret

Nothing like a couple nice pieces of meat.......

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"I'll rap you with my cane; you pencil necked geek!!"

-Bowler, imitating Freddy Blassie, at the very first M & G.

Wash them down with a pitcher of Yuengling...on special tonight for just $4.95

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Oh lord, it's hard to be humble, when you're perfect in every way. I can't wait to look in the mirror, 'cause I get better looking each day. To know me is to love me, I must be a hell of a man. Oh lord, it's hard to be humble, but I'm doin' the best that I can.

I need a drink

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this place feels more like home, with one big happy family