This Saturday, I may post like ten times, maybe. I'll be wicked busy.

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mechaphil

the first time i saw the big lebowski, i thought the movie sucked. second time too. then i saw it when i was a little older. and i laughed. alot. good times were had, and the movie is awesome.

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Dude doesn't need underpants.....

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"I'll rap you with my cane; you pencil necked geek!!"

-Bowler, imitating Freddy Blassie, at the very first M & G.

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Miles to go before I sleep

‎"Love knows not its own depth until the hour of separation."
-Khalil Gibran

I'm not sure which is creepier; the fat guy or the Muppet!!

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"I'll rap you with my cane; you pencil necked geek!!"

-Bowler, imitating Freddy Blassie, at the very first M & G.

SEA COW!!!

Haha we had a girl we called the manatee in school.

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Proud LGBTQQ Individual

...not to her face

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Proud LGBTQQ Individual

Wow, you were nicer than me. There was a girl with a wrecked face at school we called Lobster Girl...to her face.

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mechaphil

THAT WAS MY SISTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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I try to think, but nuttin happens.......Curley Howard
There is no past as it exists merely as a slippery bond tying the memories of the past to the dreams of the future.............Me
If we started life as an old person and lived until we were young, we would eventually finish off fucked as an orgasm.......George Carlin

Well yeah so we referred to this girl as manatee. She was sorority sisters with one of our close friends Karyn. Our being my three housemates and friend lee. Manatee fucked our other friend Tiny. Tiny was a douche to her.

So none of us have met her, George is drunk and Karyn brings manatee over unbeknownst to everyone. Somehow lee and Tiny are mentioned. The girl goes, I hate lee and tiny. Immediately I piece together, this is the manatee. My housemates do not. later on everyone goes to club 99, an on campus bar. Lee, Karyn and my roommate dehaas are talking while george watches. The subject is tiny. Slowly george starts piecing things together and asks "that was the manatee?"

Karyn turns with a look of utter horror on her face. "YOU CALL HER THE MANATEE?!?!"

Karyn is awesome and finds this funny. She is not happy with lee, dehaas and george. Immediately dehaas is like we didnt know she was the manatee. This is when cv speaks. Um, i figured it out. now dehaas lee and george are unhappy with CV. Karyn is slowly finding the humor in the situation.

This is one of our ebst college stories.
We are lame, I know.

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I didn't have good college stories. Some day...

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mechaphil

There was this bulimic chick at my school who was of course wicked skinny. We fucked with her and called her "Fat Back" because she has back dimples. Talk about a fucking nut case.

Did she turn out to be really hot at this point in time though?

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...Wow.

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Miles to go before I sleep

‎"Love knows not its own depth until the hour of separation."
-Khalil Gibran

oh, the college stories i have.

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I slacked yesterday and didn't update the standings. I don't think they need to be done everyday. How does once a week sound instead?

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this place feels more like home, with one big happy family

I wouldn't worry about it; we know who number one is!! The rest of us are just followers.........

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"I'll rap you with my cane; you pencil necked geek!!"

-Bowler, imitating Freddy Blassie, at the very first M & G.

Haha, update whenever you would want to Melly.

We all know how to do it ourselves if we really want to see where we fall behind Phil.

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seeing that I'm in 666th place any not going any where fast that's fine with me

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The Lounge Rat