What?!! No Ass Reaper? I find that hard to believe.

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"Sarcasm and cynicism: Just two of the many services I provide."
"Never make someone a priority when you are only an option for them."
"You can't polish a turd."

How about I light the match?

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"Sarcasm and cynicism: Just two of the many services I provide."
"Never make someone a priority when you are only an option for them."
"You can't polish a turd."

I'll pass...I'm apparently not manly enough for these sauces. My insides would liquefy and I would be crying like a little girl.

These are pepper extracts, not hot sauces. Note the warning on every bottle of extract:

Purchaser of these products hereby acknowledges the intense heat factor and the element of danger if misused. These products are up to 1000 times hotter than a jalapeno pepper and are a complex blend of peppers and extracts. Pepper Extracts are not hot sauces and should not be consumed directly! These products are food additives, not hot sauces and should be handled with caution and care.

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Oh lord, it's hard to be humble, when you're perfect in every way. I can't wait to look in the mirror, 'cause I get better looking each day. To know me is to love me, I must be a hell of a man. Oh lord, it's hard to be humble, but I'm doin' the best that I can.

Well your beloved Dave's insanity sauce is in there

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Hold my beer and watch this...

It's a hot sauce infused with pepper extract. The one from Blaire is 100% extract.

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Oh lord, it's hard to be humble, when you're perfect in every way. I can't wait to look in the mirror, 'cause I get better looking each day. To know me is to love me, I must be a hell of a man. Oh lord, it's hard to be humble, but I'm doin' the best that I can.

Had a friend who tried to slug some Daves once............made him puke....he resisted cause he knew it would burn worse coming back up. The resistance made it shoot out his nose.....burn the fuck out of his nasal passages, sinuses, and everything else. Well, he tried to wipe the shit off his face, touched his eyes, burnt them, finished washing up...the shit didnt wash off well and he had to pee..........it wasnt a good day for Bob.................

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I try to think, but nuttin happens.......Curley Howard
There is no past as it exists merely as a slippery bond tying the memories of the past to the dreams of the future.............Me
If we started life as an old person and lived until we were young, we would eventually finish off fucked as an orgasm.......George Carlin

OK, I'll give you that...but the only one on that list that's 100% is the 16,000,000 from Blair's.

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Hold my beer and watch this...

lol @ etc and displaced fan.....nice comments had me rollin'

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"It is more about them than it is about the team...Cannot play with them, cannot win with them, cannot coach with them. Can't do it. I want winners. I want people that want to win." - Mike Singletary

Tyler Myers - Future captain of the Buffalo Sabres, and future Norris Trophy Winner

Manning the machine gun on the Tyler Myers Bandwagon - just in case any teams have an idea of prying him away from us (3 GM's shot already)

Connolly/Roy - 2 goals in the last 47 playoff games

Franks Red Hot, I put that shit on everything....Even prized pumpkins. Seriously, I literally put that shit on just about everything. I love it!

http://www.franksredhot.com/popups/radio_ad.html

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http://www.chez-williams.com/Hot%20Sauce/hothome.htm

found that while playing with StumbleUpon. thought it would fit in here.

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this place feels more like home, with one big happy family

I for one am waiting on my pizza to show up because all day I have been thinking of drowning a shit ton of pepperoni slices in Franks and laying on the couch afterward like a bloated sea cow.

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Hold my beer and watch this...

hot sauce mark reached...must make it to couch.....by way of the fridge for a beer.....

Wow, you sound like a real attractive guy.

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"Sarcasm and cynicism: Just two of the many services I provide."
"Never make someone a priority when you are only an option for them."
"You can't polish a turd."

you know it, 350 pounds of hot sweaty man flesh.