i would pass most of those tests. i think.

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The hardest part of that test for you is getting a girlfriend.

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mechaphil

sweet

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Hahahahahah

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i have 2 lady friends right now. neither is exclusive.

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One is your mom, the other is your sister.

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I have had opinions regarding romance that people have disagreed with before, but I think that sometimes it's because of advice columns like these that girls are burned in the first place. I wouldn't put up with this shit for anyone.

I mean, I really hope none of the girls here would start a fight on purpose, or "get ugly" to test a man's tolerance. Probably the most intolerable thing of all is testing for tolerance. It's a stupid head game.

Do you want a wuss? Because if you find a guy that puts up with all your shit, you'll find yourself married to a Doug Heffernan. Someone who caves at the first sign of conflict and will tell you all kinds of lies to keep you happy. Lies.

I don't understand why people need shortcuts to find Mr. or Mrs. Right these days. Just have patience and be real.

They have biological clocks or something. I've been a creepy loner for practically my whole life. I grew up in a house with my mom and my sister and I think they are both insane. Which means a part of me is insane, but not the female kind of insane.

Like, I might slash your stick in half then tell you to go fuck yourself kind of nuts, but women take it too a whole other level of crazy with the screaming and the name calling and throwing stuff. The thought of living with a women is terrifying to me.

I just want to have some fun but as soon as the commitment talk starts I'm on my way. I'm quite happy alone and I really do believe that they are all nuts because of the baby clock.

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"I love that you know how to do that." Cheryl/Carol/Crystal

"And I love that I have an erection that doesn't involve homeless people." Kreiger

Not every woman wants to have a baby though.

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"Do not go where the path may lead, go instead where there is no path and leave a trail." - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Hockey Night in Buffalo

women are crazy, but most men dont help themselves either. its a two way street.

ps, is it cheesy when a guy opens doors for a girl still? cause i do that.

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Who cares if it's cheesy? It's the right thing to do

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Of course generalizations don't fit everyone, but I've always said that when men are faced with wanting to do something wrong, they tend to just do it, understanding the wrongness and will either apologize later, or tell you to deal with it. When women do something wrong, they'll twist the logic in their own head so their action was justified and they're in the right (to them).

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Proud LGBTQQ Individual

Everyone has a primal instinct to reproduce. We're programmed that way. Some choose not to have kids, though, obviously.

Bingo. I still open doors and pull chairs out for my lady, and open or hold doors for any lady within a few step's distance.

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mechaphil

Me too, even car doors.

BTW I don't like head games either, so if a women is going to try and test me with the above mentioned methods, most likely I am going to pick up on it and she will reaffirm my belief that women are insane.

If she wants to know stuff about me I'm an open book, if she wants to experience life circumstances then okay let's do that, but don't stage shit just to satisfy your desire for perfection with a potential life partner. Nobody is perfect, life is fucked up, either you like a person enopugh to deal with it or you move on.

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"I love that you know how to do that." Cheryl/Carol/Crystal

"And I love that I have an erection that doesn't involve homeless people." Kreiger

Yeah, I agree with that...but I just don't know if I agree with saying that women are crazy because of their biological clock. Women can be crazy bitches for various reasons haha.

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"Do not go where the path may lead, go instead where there is no path and leave a trail." - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Hockey Night in Buffalo

It goes the other way, too, though. I will hold the door open for guys if they're behind me. It's just what you do for other people.

The other day, I went through some automatic doors because, you know, most stores have those, and the man in front of me turned around and remarked, "See? I opened the door for you!"

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Miles to go before I sleep

‎"Love knows not its own depth until the hour of separation."
-Khalil Gibran