Is he demonstrating proper urinating technique; or proper masturbation technique?

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"I'll rap you with my cane; you pencil necked geek!!"

-Bowler, imitating Freddy Blassie, at the very first M & G.

By not washing after jerking off, you do help increase the chances for the survival of our species. It's not that far-fetched to imagine a situation where after shucking bubba and not washing his hands, a guy touches a girl's hand, which the girl later sticks down her panties due to an uncontrolled biological urge.

For the sake of human kind people, DO NOT WASH YOUR HANDS AFTER MASTURBATING!

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- Lindy Ruff, 23 Feb. 2007

The wiener slot is useless.

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Wait... how else would you go without the wiener slot?

The naughtier the topic, the more traffic it receives. 50 replies in two hours

Where is the truth or dare thread?

Valid question! I never have. I always just take down the front of my boxers, and let Richard flop out, and flush the system. There is often no contact between Rosie and Richard this way. I always wash my hands just because of habit. I am more concerned about the door knobs to be honest, and often open them with a piece of paper in hand before discarding the paper.

As for any wiping ability, we may have to consult with NYfan at a future meet and greet......

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"I'll rap you with my cane; you pencil necked geek!!"

-Bowler, imitating Freddy Blassie, at the very first M & G.

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"Go out and run 'em."
- Lindy Ruff, 23 Feb. 2007

Wasn't kidding, I've always used the slot. Color me stupid. Well after all that work, how about we all just take a cue from Butters?

I do the bottom up slide from the right leg. This way I can pee without risking any dribble on the boxer.

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I just poke it out through the bottom of my pants leg.

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"Go out and run 'em."
- Lindy Ruff, 23 Feb. 2007

I dont wear em...commando rules

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If we started life as an old person and lived until we were young, we would eventually finish off fucked as an orgasm.......George Carlin

Very interesting...although you are of course defying the universal rule of:

No matter how much you shake, wiggle or dance
the last drop goes down your pants.

When does it become prudent to wash your dick after peeing? Always or just when you suspect contamination? That could create alot of cross talk back at the bar.

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I try to think, but nuttin happens.......Curley Howard
There is no past as it exists merely as a slippery bond tying the memories of the past to the dreams of the future.............Me
If we started life as an old person and lived until we were young, we would eventually finish off fucked as an orgasm.......George Carlin

I wash my hands every time I'm in the bathroom regardless of purpose. I'm OCD like that.

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You know what...this would be a great invention.

Ok here's the plan. First we virally disseminate the understanding/belief/fear that your wang is getting badly contaminated by it's multiple daily interactions with your hands whilst pissing.

We invent a portable cock-cleaning device, something a guy can use to clean his junk after the bathroom visit. Maybe like...a bag of cleaning solution, you just dip it in there, pull it out and wipe it off? Although then I suppose you'll be carrying around a bag of liquid in your pocket, which isnt great...ok this requires more thought, and a good pitchman, I wonder what billy mays is up to...

Now that is a good question

Depends on whether it's the same hand you shake hands with.

You mean "hands", don't you?

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Oh lord, it's hard to be humble, when you're perfect in every way. I can't wait to look in the mirror, 'cause I get better looking each day. To know me is to love me, I must be a hell of a man. Oh lord, it's hard to be humble, but I'm doin' the best that I can.