Tommy has been instructed to let them in or he's fired.

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Oh lord, it's hard to be humble, when you're perfect in every way. I can't wait to look in the mirror, 'cause I get better looking each day. To know me is to love me, I must be a hell of a man. Oh lord, it's hard to be humble, but I'm doin' the best that I can.

In that case let her beer enima begin......

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"I'll rap you with my cane; you pencil necked geek!!"

-Bowler, imitating Freddy Blassie, at the very first M & G.

It's tonight's special...and right now there's a big line.

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Oh lord, it's hard to be humble, when you're perfect in every way. I can't wait to look in the mirror, 'cause I get better looking each day. To know me is to love me, I must be a hell of a man. Oh lord, it's hard to be humble, but I'm doin' the best that I can.

Only one funnel for me to start. I'll take a pitcher and two pounds of burn-my-ass-twice hot wings, please!

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mechaphil

Say hello to Mr. Preparation H after these killers...

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Oh lord, it's hard to be humble, when you're perfect in every way. I can't wait to look in the mirror, 'cause I get better looking each day. To know me is to love me, I must be a hell of a man. Oh lord, it's hard to be humble, but I'm doin' the best that I can.

Extra crispy, of course, and I'm sure I'll get real acquainted with him hahaha

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mechaphil

Hey, this douche nozzle thinks he's honing in on our car bombs!

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Oh lord, it's hard to be humble, when you're perfect in every way. I can't wait to look in the mirror, 'cause I get better looking each day. To know me is to love me, I must be a hell of a man. Oh lord, it's hard to be humble, but I'm doin' the best that I can.

He touches our car bombs and I'll brain him

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mechaphil

I think he's calling you out, Phil...look at him. He's calling you a Hecht!

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Oh lord, it's hard to be humble, when you're perfect in every way. I can't wait to look in the mirror, 'cause I get better looking each day. To know me is to love me, I must be a hell of a man. Oh lord, it's hard to be humble, but I'm doin' the best that I can.

That motherfucker. He doesn't understand the drinkin' hurt I'll put on him

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mechaphil

Phil, he's brought some of his posse over to straighten you out. Need me to hold your beer while you wreck them like bowling pins?

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Oh lord, it's hard to be humble, when you're perfect in every way. I can't wait to look in the mirror, 'cause I get better looking each day. To know me is to love me, I must be a hell of a man. Oh lord, it's hard to be humble, but I'm doin' the best that I can.

yeah, especially the middle girl...she don't look 18

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"...they came down into the stands and asked if I knew how to do play by play. I said...No. But. I'll take a shot at it if you want".- Rick Jeanneret

Hah! You can if you want to, but those boys wouldn't be able to hold a Smirnoff Ice if they're frosted-tipped lives depended on it.

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mechaphil

Getting drunk on Hynees eh douch dudes?

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"...they came down into the stands and asked if I knew how to do play by play. I said...No. But. I'll take a shot at it if you want".- Rick Jeanneret

Please hold a raffle, with the winner getting to slap the shit out of these douche bags. I'll buy the whole bunch of tickets if necessary!!

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"I'll rap you with my cane; you pencil necked geek!!"

-Bowler, imitating Freddy Blassie, at the very first M & G.

Raffling a douche bag beating...I like it!

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Oh lord, it's hard to be humble, when you're perfect in every way. I can't wait to look in the mirror, 'cause I get better looking each day. To know me is to love me, I must be a hell of a man. Oh lord, it's hard to be humble, but I'm doin' the best that I can.

These three are on deck for tomorrow's beatings!!!

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"I'll rap you with my cane; you pencil necked geek!!"

-Bowler, imitating Freddy Blassie, at the very first M & G.

ill take the hardest, stiffest drink you got.

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"That wasn't very nice...I do believe you killed my hat."

Driver of the FIRE LINDY RUFF Bandwagon since 2008.

It's my birthday. Drinks on me!!

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"Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side, kid." ~ Han Solo


We truly are not worthy of Miller!

You should tots buy that shirt, ETC.