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ironyisadeadscene
PostPosted: Tue Oct 27, 2009 9:48 pm 
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i only wash my hands after a hand party if i A. get out of bed, and B. if i get micromikes on my hand.

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Godzilla1960 wrote:
FYI.

In ancient Rome citizens would take their togas to the laundry, where they would be soaked in vats of human urine to get them clean and shiny white. In ancient history tanners would prepare leather by soaking it in vats of urine, dog shit, or animal brains.

In some places they still use urine to cure the leather for jackets.

What you don't know...should sometimes stay unknown.

You still have to wash your hands, though.

I've heard someone say that it helps with blemishes. I thought they were just messing around with me, but now after this post I'm not so sure.

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Washing hands after wanking?

You mean you don't?

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fly as hale wrote:
Godzilla1960 wrote:
[color=#FFFF80]FYI.
End The Curse wrote:
Washing hands after wanking?

You mean you don't?


Doesn't what; wank, or wank then wash his hands???? :shock:

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Godzilla1960 wrote:
The real question is, are there any men out there who actually use the wiener slot in their boxers?

Why do they keep that stupid opening, anyway?

Fuck that, I go over the fence

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this thread is golden (ha)

i always wash out of force of habit. this theater i worked in had a urinal with horrible splash back. and by horrible i mean like, never wear shorts bad. i never wear shorts to begin with, but by boss did..

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If I ever go to a meet and greet, I'll be the one with the rubber gloves on. :D

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If I ever go to a meet and greet, I'll be the one with the rubber gloves on. :D

Kinky!

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If I ever go to a meet and greet, I'll be the one with the rubber gloves on. :D

I'll be sure to keep my sphincter tightly clenched that night. :shock:

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...someone say "rubber gloves"? I'll bring the lube and the plastic sheet!

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Finally! I can comment on this thread. I LOL'd at work, but can't post from there.

Washing after peeing, especially in a public restroom is mandatory in my book. My bathroom at work is so disgusting, I try not to use it if I can make it to wherever I go for lunch. It smells like stale pussy. :shock:

I look at these women I work with and wonder which ones are not washing, or standing on the toilet seats and aiming their asses at the wall. I avoid the potluck lunches for this reason.

I cannot speak for the men's room, but I also make it a point to keep hand sanitizer on my desk.

Ok, enough of this conversation. I haven't had lunch yet. :obscene-tolieturinal:

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Wozniak wrote:
this thread is golden (ha)

i always wash out of force of habit. this theater i worked in had a urinal with horrible splash back. and by horrible i mean like, never wear shorts bad. i never wear shorts to begin with, but by boss did..

My mom is a clean freak, so I'm sure I wash since it was grilled into my head since I was potty trained

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Wash after scratching the scrotum, or just grab your beer, take a swig, belch out loud, tilt to the left, fart, recline and repeat as necessary?

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icehound wrote:
...someone say "rubber gloves"? I'll bring the lube and the plastic sheet!

:lol: :lol: :lol:



LOLOL You guys are SO BAD!! Maybe I should bring my cootie spray instead. :naughty:

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nnyfan wrote:
icehound wrote:
...someone say "rubber gloves"? I'll bring the lube and the plastic sheet!

:lol: :lol: :lol:



LOLOL You guys are SO BAD!! Maybe I should bring my cootie spray instead. :naughty:


Oh he always brings those items to M & G's. Now we know why! ;)

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rbochan wrote:
I thought about this thread a lot today. I was in the ER most of the day, which was full of people coughing and sneezing and other godawful shit.

Every time I used the restroom, I scrubbed the bejezus out of my hands.


haha, beautiful.
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Squanto wrote:
Well, it depends on what you're pissing into.

If you're pissing into say a wall urinal, the odds of some backsplash are pretty high, and if you didn't wash afterwards, you'd be running around all day with microscopic piss spatter on your hands. Chances for some backsplash increase if you play target practice with the urinal cakes, and let's be honest; everyone aims for the cake.


Interesting choice of words...

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MsRussellBeebe wrote:
End The Curse wrote:
Wash after scratching the scrotum, or just grab your beer, take a swig, belch out loud, tilt to the left, fart, recline and repeat as necessary?

Don't forget to leave your hand in your pants for as long as necessary to get the "smell" on your hand before you handle the remote control!

/goes to the pub to forget that image. :lol:

That's one of those things that you just accept when you live with male roomates too.

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