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This season, all ETC's rankings will be on a first name basis, in the third person, while drinking a beer.
1. Lilly – She absolutely killed it. Just friggin’ killed it. ETC loved everything about her performance – the voice, the song, the authenticity, the guitar, everything. Fantastic.
2. Siobhan – After a very rough opening that was too deep for her range, she just got lost in the song and killed the higher registry. Haunting and powerful.
3. Crystal – Really tough song, but she pulled it off. Great harp/guitar combo, and very good vocals. A real pro. Bonus points for whitening those dark yellow teeth, too.
4. Katelyn – Outstanding vocals and confidence on stage. A bit too made up – like Olivia’s Sandy doing the “bad girl” number in “Grease” – but very cute and very talented.
5. Didi – Not sure why the judges slammed her, because ETC thought she was very original, gave a very good vocal, and looked friggin’ HOT! Of course, we all know Simon hates blondes, so his attack was predictable. Did ETC mention she’s HOT?
6. Katie- Her voice and tone reminds me a lot of Carrie’s. I agree that she’s too cutesy to pull off a vamp song, and there were times she seemed to be forcing it vocally. Still, huge chops on that girl, and she’ll be back for sure.
7. Michelle – Took on a gigantic song, and sang it nicely enough, but a bit too safe and restrained. Very polished…maybe too corporate.
8. Janell – Looked good enough, sounded good enough, but very vanilla. She’s probably on the bubble.
9. Lacey – Idiotic song choice (did she not see what happened to Taylor Swift when she tried to sing Stevie Nix?) that really came back to bite her. She’s on the bubble, but she’s so damn likable ETC says she stays.
10. Ashley – Woefully boring song with a bad arrangement and worse performance. Only saving grace is she has looks and style, but that was really bad. She might just be gone, and if so she deserved it.
11. Paige – Speaking of wrecks, that was brutal. Awful song choice, worse arrangement, bad vocals, and terrible energy. The judges transparent pimping will not be enough – this girl is toast.
12. Haeley – WTF was that? LOL!! Retarded outfit, irritating lisp, and I actually think I heard some yodeling at one point. Ouch. I was embarrassed for her, and if America has a heart they will euthanize her from the show at once. Sweet girl, but she’s gotta go.
One more point: Though ETC bashed her ruthlessly in Hollywood week, Kara was easily the best judge of the night tonight. She was the true pro we hoped she’d be when they signed her last year, got to the point, and ETC agreed with everything she said. The “BITCH” line was hilarious, too! Cheers to Kara!
_________________ Oh lord, it's hard to be humble, when you're perfect in every way. I can't wait to look in the mirror, 'cause I get better looking each day. To know me is to love me, I must be a hell of a man. Oh lord, it's hard to be humble, but I'm doin' the best that I can.
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