unmatched socks thread! (if you were in chat last night, you'll get the joke )

When I worked at Regal, one of my jobs one day was to clean the men's bathroom. Little did I know, that the splatter problem was not limited to around the urinal, but on the fucking ceiling as well. How does that even happen!? I hope karma and gravity were working hand in hand and those men got nice doses of golden shower for their troubles.

Anyway, I see a double standard here. Women have to wash; men should too. Common sense 101, please do not go anywhere with peehands.

Women wash their hands less than men do after using the bathroom.

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"Do not go where the path may lead, go instead where there is no path and leave a trail." - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Hockey Night in Buffalo

That doesn't seem correct. Any stats out there on this?

Oh yes, it's definitely time to bring statistics into this argument.

Just let me consult the federal urination administration, that should clear this all up.

Oh no need to bother those busy gems, CNN has already tackled this! Men are grosser.

http://www.cnn.com/2009/HEALTH/10/16/ha ... index.html

OH man..."October 15th is National Handwashing Day" How crazy is that? I wish i'd randomly thought of this on the 15th.

I am sure that women wash their hands more often because women always bring friends to the bathroom with them, so they always feel obligated to wash them because someone is always there to see whether they do or not.

Totally scientific conclusion.

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Miles to go before I sleep

‎"Love knows not its own depth until the hour of separation."
-Khalil Gibran

Oh, my sources must be outdated...we went over this in my Pyschology class when I was in high school.

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"Do not go where the path may lead, go instead where there is no path and leave a trail." - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Hockey Night in Buffalo

No friggin way; some women shit on walls, it doesn't get any grosser than that.

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"I'll rap you with my cane; you pencil necked geek!!"

-Bowler, imitating Freddy Blassie, at the very first M & G.

But we wash our hands after!

The last time I went on the Maid of the Mist there was poo on the floor in one of the stalls in the bathroom down right before you get on the boats.

Thank you, lady.

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Miles to go before I sleep

‎"Love knows not its own depth until the hour of separation."
-Khalil Gibran

I'm not sure about that, go visit the die hard middle eastern countries. If you ever wanted to proof of just how disgusting men can be, don't shake the left hand of the local population.................................

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Lord Stanley's Cup is what its all about.
Mr. Pegula, your destiny awaits you sir.

They should clean their backs for the splattered stool as well..........

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"I'll rap you with my cane; you pencil necked geek!!"

-Bowler, imitating Freddy Blassie, at the very first M & G.

Here's a thought folks...how many of you wash your hands in between periods at Sabres games? Not I!

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"...they came down into the stands and asked if I knew how to do play by play. I said...No. But. I'll take a shot at it if you want".- Rick Jeanneret

In a public bathroom, I touch NOTHING without a paper towel between. No door knobs, nothing! But then I get half drunk and have been known to indiscriminately exchange tongues with a willing female (among various other exchanges, depending on the level of debauchery).....go figure.

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I try to think, but nuttin happens.......Curley Howard
There is no past as it exists merely as a slippery bond tying the memories of the past to the dreams of the future.............Me
If we started life as an old person and lived until we were young, we would eventually finish off fucked as an orgasm.......George Carlin

Exactly, you don't know if that willing female might have puked like 2 hours before you ram your toungue down her throat.

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"...they came down into the stands and asked if I knew how to do play by play. I said...No. But. I'll take a shot at it if you want".- Rick Jeanneret

Many moons ago, my friend Bruce was selected by a lovely young lass as the one she would swap spit with. We were at a Who show in Toronto; and she was hot.

We were all dejected, except good old Bruce, and watched the show (it was the warmup band - Heart, at the time). Suddenly she just projectile vomited all over Bruce, and the surrounding area. We were grossed out, and amused at the same time. Here's Bruce, at a show, in Toronto, and covered in vomit. I just remember his not being allowed to travel home in my car....

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"I'll rap you with my cane; you pencil necked geek!!"

-Bowler, imitating Freddy Blassie, at the very first M & G.

that's terrible, poor showing on her part. What'd Bruce do? he had to get new clothes obviously. Did he have to hop into Lake Erie?

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"...they came down into the stands and asked if I knew how to do play by play. I said...No. But. I'll take a shot at it if you want".- Rick Jeanneret

I am completely germophylic.

I'll kiss you when you have a cold, drink out of your glass, shake hands with anyone anytime, sit on the public toilet, touch everything near me, pick up food I dropped on the floor and eat it, double dip, eat off of other people's plates or silverware, and, yet, will almost never, ever, ever get sick. I'll draw the line with blood, but other than that I'd let you light my cigar and then smoke it without a second thought.

Bring. It. On.

NO fear, baby!

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Oh lord, it's hard to be humble, when you're perfect in every way. I can't wait to look in the mirror, 'cause I get better looking each day. To know me is to love me, I must be a hell of a man. Oh lord, it's hard to be humble, but I'm doin' the best that I can.