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| Author: | Hammygoodness [ Tue Dec 15, 2009 10:37 am ] |
| Post subject: | Aqua Teen Hunger Force Quotes!... Bitches! |
Carl: Meat-man... ever since my son was... never born, because I've never had consensual sex without money involved... I've always kind of looked at you as... a thing, that I could live next to... in accordance with state laws. Frylock: That's not a toy! Master Shake: You say that about everything you own. You should own toys. They're fun. Carl: Yeah, well, I noticed this long cord comin' from my house, then I noticed YOUR house, glowin' like the freakin' SUN. So I put two and two together and decided - you're pissin' me off. Master Shake: Plaque is a figment of the liberal media and the dental industry to scare you into buying useless appliances and pastes. Now, I've heard the arguments on both sides, and there is nothing to convince me of the need to brush your teeth Meatwad: I don't have any real dolls, I prefer to use my infinite imagination... cause I ain't got no damn money. Carl: Hello Ladies, say hello to Goliath. We had to order special elastic pants for him on the internet. Ham |
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| Author: | BS1970 [ Tue Dec 15, 2009 10:54 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Aqua Teen Hunger Force Quotes!... Bitches! |
Master Shake: You gotta wash your hands before you pick a baby up. He can see the bacteria burning into his flesh! |
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| Author: | Ryan911T [ Tue Dec 15, 2009 11:04 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Aqua Teen Hunger Force Quotes!... Bitches! |
Carl and Boxy Brown are my favorite characters. (with soul music playing) "I ain't hearing that see... you askin' or you tellin'? 'Cuz nobody tells Boxy Brown." |
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| Author: | End The Curse [ Tue Dec 15, 2009 11:30 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Aqua Teen Hunger Force Quotes!... Bitches! |
Color me lost. |
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| Author: | Godsmack [ Tue Dec 15, 2009 3:06 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Aqua Teen Hunger Force Quotes!... Bitches! |
This is a long story, you may wanna get some snacks. |
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| Author: | ironyisadeadscene [ Tue Dec 15, 2009 3:18 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Aqua Teen Hunger Force Quotes!... Bitches! |
mastershake while jumping on meatwads jamebox: DANCING IS FORBIDDEN! Frylock: Where do you think our TVs come from? Master Shake: Jesus? Meatwad: No. It's Santa Claus. Master Shake: It's the same thing. Meatwad: No, it ain't. And I should know. I'm Jewish. [pause] Meatwad: From this day forward. Meatwad: I added food coloring because it's a holiday. But it turned black, because I added all the food coloring I had. Then I ate this butter straight out of the tub, because it tastes good. There's a reason behind everything. Frylock: That's... the Broodwich! Meatwad: The boob witch? Frylock: No no, Meatwad, the Broodwich, the Broodwich! Meatwad: Wait... wait, say what? Frylock: Broodwich! Meatwad: The Blair Witch is here? Frylock: No no, the Broodwich! |
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| Author: | Hammygoodness [ Tue Dec 15, 2009 4:37 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Aqua Teen Hunger Force Quotes!... Bitches! |
“That's a deep kiss too, like the Europeans. You know, the French, they have to unhinge their jaw to show love.” Master Shake “If you need anything, you know who to look to - someone else.” Carl Okay, I'm sorry, Candy. I guess we're not in America. I guess now, I'm not allowed to pay for sex with pennies." -- Carl Delivery Man: It's, uh, $7.92. Carl: Yeah, here's eight dollars, and, uh, keep it. Delivery Man: All of it? I don't know if the bank will take all this. Carl: Hey, man, the night's young. Knock off for a bit. Let's party! Delivery Man: Oh, no thanks. This is gonna take me all night to count. You got three raw chickens in here on the (Kitchen) floor! A dog wouldn't even take a crap in here! -- Frylock Frylock: He's dead. Oglethorpe: IMPOSSIBLE!!! The Remonster can only be killed by stabbing him in the heart with the ancient bone saber of Zumakalis! Emory: Or probably his head or lungs too, just stab him wherever, really. Oglethorpe: And the saber probably doesn't have to be bone. Emory: Yeah, really, just like anything sharp just laying around the house. Oglethorpe: You could poke him with a pillow and kill him. We don't need a toilet. The pile of clothes in the hallway has worked fine for us for years, and it will continue to work. -- Master Shake If I woke up looking like that, I would run towards the nearest living thing and kill it. -- Master Shake Carl: I'm on my land. We're both in America, which used to be a good country, until they started lettin' people like you do whatever you want. "I just laid a thousand of my eggs inside his esophagus. You know, I need to propagate my species and, he's being a baby about it." -- Mothmonsterman Ham |
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| Author: | BlueandYellow [ Tue Dec 15, 2009 4:58 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Aqua Teen Hunger Force Quotes!... Bitches! |
Master Shake: Just because you have a credit card, doesn't mean your better than me! Master Shake: Damn, those expensive! Why you gotta pay that much for an avacado?! Ezykieal: E-z-keal? ATHF movie- Don't pull your penis out unless you really need to- The singing food. |
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| Author: | ironyisadeadscene [ Tue Dec 15, 2009 6:12 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Aqua Teen Hunger Force Quotes!... Bitches! |
Meatwad: [to Frylock] It's all starting to add up now, isn't it? The levitation... the evil book reading... them cream cookies you always eating....you a damn witch! Frylock: Oh yeah, well whatcha gonna do about it? Meatwad: Eat pizza. Pizza time, pizza time, pizza time! Meatwad: Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey y'all know what would be fun? If I get in that pool. Frylock: And how long has it been since lunch? Meatwad: Well... (Meatwad ponders) Six seconds. Frylock: And I just saw you eat 40 hot dogs, didn't I? Meatwad: 40? No, 48. Frylock: You have to wait twenty minutes, Meatwad. Master Shake: Why don't we let him in now and we'll watch him cramp up and get sucked into the filter and jam it all up! Master Shake: Now what did we learn today? Meatwad: Pedestrian always has the right of way. Master Shake: Yes! Except... Meatwad: When you in the way. Frylock: Shake, he's out of batteries. Shake: No, he's being lazy! Ezekiel: Daddy? Carl: Next door, jackass. [slams door] [Ezekiel knocks on the Aqua Teens' door, and Shake answers] Ezekiel: Daddy! Master Shake: No, no! You're, uh... you're probably thinking the guy next door. Big, fat guy; you take care. [Ezekiel starts to walk back towards Carl's house; Carl racks a sawnoff shotgun; Ezekiel runs away.] Carl: That's right, get lost! [In slow motion, as Ezekial's basketball sails to the goal] Master Shake: Get in that net you crazy whore! [In slow motion, as Ezekial's basketball sails to the goal] Master Shake: Get in that net you crazy whore! |
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