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http://www.buffalonews.com/258/story/947842.html

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Woman says man broke in, poured rum on her

A Decker Street woman told police that a 39-year-old man known to her broke into her home early Saturday morning and poured a bottle of rum on her.

After pouring Bacardi liquor on the woman, the suspect then allegedly took off his clothes and climbed into the bed.

The woman told him to get out, and the man put his clothes back on and left out the side door of the home.


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End The Curse
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Happens all the time...

:lol: :lol: :lol:

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Was that wrong?
Should I not have done that?

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MedicMaiden
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LOL!!!!! Either he was really drunk and in the wrong house, or he was really drunk and somebody came up with a fucking fantastic dare!!!!!

.....and why doesn't it mention her age, only his? Was she 20 years old or was she 75? how much did she weight? :think:

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I just HATE it when that happens to me! Do you know how hard it is to get the smell of that damn RUM out of the MATTRESS?!?!?! Grrrr!

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Crosscheck
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nnyfan wrote:
Do you know how hard it is to get the smell of that damn RUM out of the MATTRESS?!?!?! Grrrr!

Yeah, but it does a good job cleaning up the crabs...or so I hear...

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buffalo...a drinking town with a hock, er...football problem ?

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:lol:

That would be a great story to tell people. I would just be entirely amused by it.

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jvaccaro6
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See now, this never happens in reverse. I would love for a woman to come into my house, poor rum all over, and take her clothes off...

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End The Curse
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jvaccaro6 wrote:
See now, this never happens in reverse. I would love for a woman to come into my house, poor rum all over, and take her clothes off...

You mean, this doesn't happen to you? 8-)

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jvaccaro6
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End The Curse wrote:
jvaccaro6 wrote:
See now, this never happens in reverse. I would love for a woman to come into my house, poor rum all over, and take her clothes off...

You mean, this doesn't happen to you? 8-)


If it happened to me once, you'd see me on these boards a lot less, I'd be living in bed, hoping it happened again...haha

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Godzilla1960
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Speaking of pouring alcohol on women...

In Haiti there is a Vodou holiday called Gede, during the celebration of which believers pour hot-pepper spiced home-made alcohol on their genitals. Here is a picture of a Haitian woman engaging in the celebration.


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Makes those K-Y warming jelly commercials seem kind of lame, doesn't it?

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:shock:

:?

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MedicMaiden
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Is the one beside her holing a mini casket with a cross on it? or is it the box to the chilli sauce?

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jvaccaro6
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If that's a woman she is rather manish...

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Crosscheck wrote:
:shock:

:?


At first I :lol: but then I was the same, XC.

:shock: :?

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It beats the Lysol women used to use down there in the 50's (or so I'm told)

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