Ok, so, the wife and I were talking about the absence of Sabres hockey for 2 weeks.
She saw my response to what the Sabres should do with their time off over in the Sabres Hockey Forum.
She then asked what we should do .
Naturally, my response was respectful as a gentlemans response should be. I recommended we follow my advice for tha players and fuck the whole 2.5 weeks.

Well, needless to say, she agreed, and she one upped me. She said this, and I quote:

For every gold medal won, we go to town.
For every silver medal won, you plant your face in the divine channel of love.
For every bronze medal won, your pole will get my full attention.



Needless to say. I love my wife.
And I love the Olympics

God bless the USA (Oh ya folks, as I type this, a bronze medal has been won )

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Lord Stanley's Cup is what its all about.
Mr. Pegula, your destiny awaits you sir.

Quite the sporting type!!!!

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Excelsior! Already up to one 'job, two counts of face, and a boning!

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You need to keep track of all the athletes that win a medal, and whichever medal results in a kid, name the kid after the athlete.

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Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars?

ATTENTION SABRES: who are you people??!?



http://sabresbecause.tumblr.com

I love your wife too

I think your ranking system is backwards, haha

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i love giving face. because im fucking awesome at it

::pats self on back::

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This is just plain funny. I was thinking along the same lines. Gold, I can understand. The other two? Slesh, with a wife like that, why do you have all those unmatched socks?

I thought the name Vancouver would be nice

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Lord Stanley's Cup is what its all about.
Mr. Pegula, your destiny awaits you sir.

Sorry for the delay, she caught me tryin to point out 2 bronzes, 2 silvers and 4 golds that haven't happened yet
I did get her to open me a credit line though

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Lord Stanley's Cup is what its all about.
Mr. Pegula, your destiny awaits you sir.

Hey, what can I say, I have VIAGRA for a blood stream . No bullshit either, she loves the way I keep the flag flyin, even after I've buttered the bread

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Lord Stanley's Cup is what its all about.
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Hahaha, that's just great.

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Oh yeah? Ever try to fall asleep with a boner rubbing against your tail bone? Tell your wife I'm jealous

Well, no, not a boner. But, in my own defense on this, I never claimed to be able to warp it around my leg
She laughed at the jealousy statement, then she said its nice, but after being chased around all day with it she said chaffing sets in, hence the socks . She may get a little friction burn, but my blood still pumpin well into the evening . This could be a good thing, or for my socks, a bad thing

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Lord Stanley's Cup is what its all about.
Mr. Pegula, your destiny awaits you sir.

I'm LOL'ing so hard I have tears rolling down my face. I can't breathe.

I have too much respect for the Mrs., but, I will be kind enough to give you a visual.

Think Peter Griffin and his wife from family guy
You see, don't you feel better now that pics aren't available

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Lord Stanley's Cup is what its all about.
Mr. Pegula, your destiny awaits you sir.

Oh man, I kid you not Schony, I was up with coffee in hand around 7 this morning. I let her sleep in. Around 9am I started thumping her on the cheek to wake her up, then I proclaimed this Sunday to be "We must stay naked all day" day.
Its kind of a celebration I like to throw on her. She just laughs her ass off, but, true to form, she stayed naked all day. And the rest of the day has been so stress free. She just went to sleep, she has to be up at 5am to go to work, but, she did say she was exhausted, then she came out here about 15 minutes ago and handed me some socks

What a gal I tell ya, What a gal.

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Mr. Pegula, your destiny awaits you sir.

You're killing me.

Fixed. Wait? Which cheek?



Either your heat is on really high or you both like it nippley. Your wife is a keeper, but I think you already know that



Do any of those socks match the ones I'm missing?

Doesn't take much for a thread to turn to smut I tell ya.

You sound like a great husband too. Glad you both had a great naked V Day

I'm the same way, I just got no gal to share it with.

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