I just found this odd yet entertaining site.

You type a phrase in English and it translates it into Japanese...then back to English (because it's usually a bit different by then)...then it keeps on doing that until the phrase no longer changes between languages.

For example: Don't look a gift horse in the mouth
Becomes: Instead, the taste in the mouth
after 9 translations.

http://www.translationparty.com

10 hilarious examples here:
http://www.manolith.com/2009/09/25/10-a ... n-parties/

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Hold my beer and watch this...

Original: Jochan Hecht is a fan of rough gay sex with Mongolian little people.
Final: Many gay people Rafuhekutomongoru Jochan.

No he doesn't; I've heard he much prefers encounters with members of the Bambenga Pygmy tribe....

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"I'll rap you with my cane; you pencil necked geek!!"

-Bowler, imitating Freddy Blassie, at the very first M & G.

Somebody needs to be rushed off to sensitivity training!!

My great great grandfather was a Bembenga Pygmy, and I take serious offense when it's implied that any of my distant relatives would even CONSIDER having an encounter with that Fuchen Jochen!!!

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"I don't feel like Satan, but I am to them"
Neil Young

Original: Jochen Hecht much prefers encounters with members of the Bambenga Pygmy tribe
Translated: Pygmy Bambenga Yohhenhekuto, including many members of Congress

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Hold my beer and watch this...

Original : Jochan Hecht is going to retire to focus on his line of designer purses that he wears on the ice.
Final : Hecht Jochan lines and retired to focus on designer clothes and purses and ice.
ERROR : It is doubtful that this phrase will ever reach equilibrium.

LULZ

Original: Besides being a prolific pedophile, Gary Bettman is a closet transvestite
translated: Other prolific pedophile dress Geribettokurozetto
It is doubtful that this phrase will ever reach equilibrium.

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Hold my beer and watch this...

Ah, I kind of like this one. A rather zen response:
Original: "Will jochen ever get better?"
Translated: "Jochen why?"
Equilibrium found.

Original: Bettman likes it in his ass.
Translation: He prefers it under the bed.

...the Japanese would know, I guess...

original:
Lets start a gang bang

Final:
Now you can begin Gang Bang

Original: It's like hosting a beauty pageant in New Jersey!
Final: Beauty pageant will be held in New Jersey!

It is doubtful that this phrase will ever reach equilibrium. bummer.

Original: We can't keep playing unless you let go of the pickle.
Final: As long as we are not immersed in the game is released.
Equilibrium found! That's deep, man.

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Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars?

ATTENTION SABRES: who are you people??!?



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Original: A leprechaun told me to burn things.
Translated: Leprechaun told me to write.

Original: Jesus Christ, Jesus Christ, who are you, what have you sacrificed?
Final: Jesus Christ, Jesus Christ, then what does it take?

Original: I don't like to be eaten by bears.
Final: Please I do not eat anything Bonn. Do not miss a payment.

Original: Thank you for flying Southwest Airlines.
Final: In this example, thanks to Southwest Airlines flight.

Original: Grandma got run over by a reindeer, walking home from our house Christmas eve. You can say there's no such thing as Santa, but as for me and grandpa we believe.
Final: However, our house Christmas Eve, Reindeer Grandma, Grandpa Santa's house from the government, that is, to me, is as follows. Please walk in and say.

Original: Pow, right in the kisser!
Final: Male inmates have the right!

Original: Give me the keys to the fucking truck, you cocksucker.
Translation: However, my experience is the key to give the sauce Baloney.

...yeah. That's what I would have said...

Original: He got stoned by Miller, on that point-blank shot!
Translation: Pointoburankushotto mirror, throwing stones at him!

LAWLZ!!! Stoner shit...

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"It is more about them than it is about the team...Cannot play with them, cannot win with them, cannot coach with them. Can't do it. I want winners. I want people that want to win." - Mike Singletary

Tyler Myers - Future captain of the Buffalo Sabres, and future Norris Trophy Winner

Manning the machine gun on the Tyler Myers Bandwagon - just in case any teams have an idea of prying him away from us (3 GM's shot already)

Connolly/Roy - 2 goals in the last 47 playoff games