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Author:  Wozniak [ Fri May 07, 2010 3:51 pm ]
Post subject:  Lord Jesus Christ hit by a car
http://www.npr.org/templates/story/stor ... 50&ps=cprs

Quote:
Police say a Pittsfield woman has been cited for running down a man named Lord Jesus Christ as he crossed a street in Northampton on Tuesday.


im probably a dick for this but...

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Author:  Skyline_BNR34 [ Fri May 07, 2010 3:54 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Lord Jesus Christ hit by a car
Hahaha, what a name.
Author:  BlueandYellow [ Fri May 07, 2010 5:11 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Lord Jesus Christ hit by a car
Lol his parents are dicks.
Author:  fly as hale [ Fri May 07, 2010 5:15 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Lord Jesus Christ hit by a car
That bitch has a lot of balls for running over Lord Jesus Christ, that's for sure.
Author:  mechaphil [ Fri May 07, 2010 8:45 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Lord Jesus Christ hit by a car
Woz, you're the man for finding this.
Author:  Crosscheck [ Fri May 07, 2010 9:02 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Lord Jesus Christ hit by a car
I have to assume this guy is either completely crazy or totally awesome...maybe both.

I'm guessing he did it for the lulz knowing someday his name would be in the paper...and his obit would make old church ladies faint.

"Lord Jesus Christ died Tuesday evening from complications of gonorrhea. His is survived by his wife Cthulhu and daughter Ganesha."

:lol:
Author:  Ryan911T [ Fri May 07, 2010 11:37 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Lord Jesus Christ hit by a car
Theres a guy who calls into Coast to Coast AM all the time claiming he's Jesus Christ. They just call him JC, and always get into arguments with him. I wonder if this is the same guy.
Author:  Captain Pants [ Sat May 08, 2010 11:09 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Lord Jesus Christ hit by a car
God has to pay for his mortgage somehow.
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