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The epitome of the RTT.

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I posted this on my Facebook about a month ago.

It's so awesome.

These are the ones that made me laugh out loud, purely because I had thought them before.


- I wish Google Maps had an "Avoid Ghetto" routing option.


-I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger.

-Is it just me, or are 80% of the people in the "people you may know"
feature on Facebook people that I do know, but I deliberately choose
not to be friends with?

-Do you remember when you were a kid, playing Nintendo and it wouldn't
work? You take the cartridge out, blow in it and that would magically
fix the problem. Every kid in America did that, but how did we all
know how to fix the problem? There was no internet or message boards
or FAQ's. We just figured it out. Today's kids are soft.


-Sometimes, I'll watch a movie that I watched when I was younger and
suddenly realize I had no idea what the f was going on when I first
saw it.


-How the hell are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?

-I would rather try to carry 10 plastic grocery bags in each hand than
take 2 trips to bring my groceries in.

- I think part of a best friend's job should be to immediately clear
your computer history if you die.

- Answering the same letter three times or more in a row on a Scantron
test is absolutely petrifying.

- Whenever someone says "I'm not book smart, but I'm street smart",
all I hear is "I'm not real smart, but I'm imaginary smart".

- MapQuest really needs to start their directions on #5. Pretty sure I
know how to get out of my neighborhood.


-Shirts get dirty. Underwear gets dirty. Pants? Pants never get dirty,
and you can wear them forever.

-I can't remember the last time I wasn't at least kind of tired.

-Whenever I'm Facebook stalking someone and I find out that their
profile is public I feel like a kid on Christmas morning who just got
the Red Ryder BB gun that I always wanted. 546 pictures? Don't mind if
I do!

-There's no worse feeling than that millisecond you're sure you are
going to die after leaning your chair back a little too far.

-I'm always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it asks me
if I want to save any changes to my ten page research paper that I
swear I did not make any changes to.

- "Do not machine wash or tumble dry" means I will never wash this ever.

-It should probably be called Unplanned Parenthood.



Except for this one.

- I find it hard to believe there are actually people who get in the
shower first and THEN turn on the water.

Well, I DO. So there.

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‎"Love knows not its own depth until the hour of separation."
-Khalil Gibran

Well you're a weirdo...how can you stand cold water?

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- Is it just me or do high school girls get sluttier & sluttier every year?

Ain't that the truth.

-I hate when I just miss a call by the last ring (Hello? Hello?
Dammit!), but when I immediately call back, it rings nine times and
goes to voicemail. What'd you do after I didn't answer? Drop the phone
and run away?

-Why is a school zone 20 mph? That seems like the optimal cruising
speed for pedophiles...

-Even under ideal conditions people have trouble locating their car
keys in a pocket, hitting the G-spot, and Pinning the Tail on the
Donkey - but I’d bet my ass everyone can find and push the Snooze
button from 3 feet away, in about 1.7 seconds, eyes closed, first time
every time...

-I wonder if cops ever get pissed off at the fact that everyone they
drive behind obeys the speed limit.

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Yessss.

The scantron one is so true. I was taking a test today and like 4 questions in the row the answer was 'C'. I read over all the questions and I was like, "Okay...one of these has to be wrong...BUT WHICH ONE." because I could have sworn they were all really 'C'!!!

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"Do not go where the path may lead, go instead where there is no path and leave a trail." - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Hockey Night in Buffalo

These are good ones...

-Even if I knew your social security number, I wouldn't know what do to with it.

-It really pisses me off when I want to read a story on CNN.com and
the link takes me to a video instead of text.

-Sometimes I'll look down at my watch 3 consecutive times and still
not know what time it is.

-I like all of the music in my iTunes, except when it's on shuffle,
then I like about one in every fifteen songs in my iTunes.

-Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after DVDs? I don't
want to have to restart my collection.

- Every time I have to spell a word over the phone using 'as in'
examples, I will undoubtedly draw a blank and sound like a complete
idiot. Today I had to spell my boss's last name to an attorney and
said "Yes that's G as in...(10 second lapse)..ummm...Goonies"

- How many times is it appropriate to say "What?" before you just nod
and smile because you still didn't hear what they said?

-That's enough, Nickelback.

-Have you ever been walking down the street and realized that you're
going in the complete opposite direction of where you are supposed to
be going? But instead of just turning a 180 and walking back in the
direction from which you came, you have to first do something like
check your watch or phone or make a grand arm gesture and mutter to
yourself to ensure that no one in the surrounding area thinks you're
crazy by randomly switching directions on the sidewalk.


Ohhhh boy.

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"Do not go where the path may lead, go instead where there is no path and leave a trail." - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Hockey Night in Buffalo

"You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work when you've made up your mind that you just aren't doing anything productive for the rest of the day."

"Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong."

"On a family vacation one summer, we crossed Wyoming and noted several historical points of interest that we knew of because of "Oregon Trail" We stopped at the famous South Pass to look at the wagon tracks still visible in the dirt. looking out over the landscape, my sister nodded and said grimly, "This is where my oxen always die."

"My GPS says "Estimated Arrival Time." I see "Time to Beat."

"My brother's Municipal League baseball team is named the Stepdads. Seeing as none of the guys on the team are actual stepdads, I inquired about the name. He explained, "Cuz we beat you, and you hate us".

"Was learning cursive really necessary?"


these were the best.

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"That wasn't very nice...I do believe you killed my hat."

Driver of the FIRE LINDY RUFF Bandwagon since 2008.

Hahaha, so true.

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"Do not go where the path may lead, go instead where there is no path and leave a trail." - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Hockey Night in Buffalo

i love the nickleback one. they have pretty much 0 talent. fuck, and all those shitty bands sound the same.

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ill be the first to acknowledge that nearly all of Nicklebacks songs sound the same. yet i find most of it enjoyable. i think they can best be described in the same manner as how Phil once described Dethklok, cookie cutter.

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"That wasn't very nice...I do believe you killed my hat."

Driver of the FIRE LINDY RUFF Bandwagon since 2008.

Yea but Dethklok is fucking AWESOME cookie cutter. And really, they have a lot of depth but you gotta listen a while. Shit, it's a band based on a cartoon

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nickleback, to me, has nothing to offer in terms of a hook or something original. nickleback, puddle of mud, seether, staind... all the fucking same. all blow.

i cant stand that they play that song on nhl10. BUT its better then know your enemy by green day. holy shit, does green day suck. its embarrassing.

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Green Day is pretty good at taking drum tracks from Nine Inch Nails.

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I wish mainstream music were still good.

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‎"Love knows not its own depth until the hour of separation."
-Khalil Gibran

It's like a shock to the system. I like that. I also like to take ridiculously long showers when I have the time because I can think better in there, except for when I take the occasional cold shower to cool off in the summer. Then I can't think because my body wants me to step out, so I'm too busy fighting that.

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‎"Love knows not its own depth until the hour of separation."
-Khalil Gibran

Wow.. And I thought I was the ONLY one..

I hadn't laughed so hard in a long time than when reading these..

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Miller, Myers and Greir are sick, but not Jesus Christ..

KILL OTTAWA

greenday has never been good. they were just tolerable in like 94. those days are long gone.

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Music died with original bands in the early 90s.

I happen to think Nickelback doesn't sound like everyone else. I also like The Offspring, but they started in the early 90's so they happen to be good.

But no one can hold a guitar to the players of the 80's, 70's, and 60's.

ATL, since when is Buffalo's summers hot where you need a cool shower to cool off?

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there are plenty of awesome guitar players in current times. yeah, thats when the electric guitar first came out, so just about everyone was "revolutionary" but the truth is, there are alot of awesome, original bands out there, and plenty of talent to make those old legends blush with envy.

i blame nirvana for the downfall of music. that asshole cobain proved you dont have to have any talent to make money off music. too bad nirvanas crappy music over shadowed grohls talent. oh, and of course theres the small matter of cobain blowing his head off.

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