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BlueandYellow
 Post subject: Weird Smilies...
PostPosted: Fri Jul 09, 2010 12:10 am 
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It looks like a child molester.

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Post your very weird smilies!

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WTF are you talking about? He just looks like he's highly content with something (and don't say it's because he just fondled a child).

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BS1970 wrote:
WTF are you talking about? He just looks like he's highly content with something (and don't say it's because he just fondled a child).



It probably is.

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BlueandYellow wrote:
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It looks like a child molester.



I can tell that you're reaching out to us BnY, and it's cool, you're in a safe place. What happened, where did he touch you?

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BS1970 wrote:
WTF are you talking about? He just looks like he's highly content with something (and don't say it's because he just fondled a child).


Men who care about and enjoy being around kids are all pedophiles, too.

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Um...am I a pedofile because i like staying home with my kids? Shit.

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Yes. You are.

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X-pensfan wrote:
BlueandYellow wrote:
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It looks like a child molester.



I can tell that you're reaching out to us BnY, and it's cool, you're in a safe place. What happened, where did he touch you?


(Penis)

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BlueandYellow wrote:
X-pensfan wrote:
BlueandYellow wrote:
:)

It looks like a child molester.



I can tell that you're reaching out to us BnY, and it's cool, you're in a safe place. What happened, where did he touch you?


(Penis)


Did it look like this?

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OH NOES!!!!!

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X-pensfan wrote:
BlueandYellow wrote:
X-pensfan wrote:
BlueandYellow wrote:
:)

It looks like a child molester.



I can tell that you're reaching out to us BnY, and it's cool, you're in a safe place. What happened, where did he touch you?


(Penis)


Did it look like this?

pp========================D


Are you asking what my penis looks like?

You= :)

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My penis looks like this 8==========================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================D

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CriminallyVu1gar wrote:
No need for violence, just tell her she's got a game misconduct and show her the door.

Rud wrote:
As I said in the GDT, the call on Rivet was horseshit. The Bruins player was holding onto Rivet's stick like it was the last fucking raft on the Titanic.
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BlueandYellow wrote:
X-pensfan wrote:
BlueandYellow wrote:
X-pensfan wrote:
BlueandYellow wrote:
:)

It looks like a child molester.



I can tell that you're reaching out to us BnY, and it's cool, you're in a safe place. What happened, where did he touch you?


(Penis)


Did it look like this?

pp========================D


Are you asking what my penis looks like?

You= :)


No, I just assumed that the molester quickly advanced to 3rd base.

Maybe if we combine the molesters penis with his creepy face.


:liar:


Is that him?

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That's a long and skinny penis.

Unfortunate, because girth is what matters.
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Girth?

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oh yeah.....

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backthatSASSup wrote:
That's a long and skinny penis.

Unfortunate, because girth is what matters.



Thank God because mine is kind of thick but not what I'd consider porn star long. I've got the wrong style of penis for my physique!

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Skyline_BNR34 wrote:
My penis looks like this 8==========================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================D



That's really funny, cuz I'm reading the forums on my iPhone.

Your penis is about 2.75" across. :dance:

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acrossthelines wrote:
BS1970 wrote:
WTF are you talking about? He just looks like he's highly content with something (and don't say it's because he just fondled a child).


Men who care about and enjoy being around kids are all pedophiles, too.

Why can't a woman be a pedophile? You always talk about how you like spending time with your little brothers... Pedo ;)

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BS1970 wrote:
acrossthelines wrote:
BS1970 wrote:
WTF are you talking about? He just looks like he's highly content with something (and don't say it's because he just fondled a child).


Men who care about and enjoy being around kids are all pedophiles, too.

Why can't a woman be a pedophile? You always talk about how you like spending time with your little brothers... Pedo ;)


Because this is America, and in America there are no female pedophiles.

Duh.

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