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| Author: | mechaphil [ Wed Jul 21, 2010 6:32 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Need some ideas (don't suggest blowjobs lol) |
Guys, I need your suggestions. I'm doing a thing to help fund an endeavor (I'm not gonna post the link here, that'd be spam. You wanna check it out, the links will be posted at my FB, Twitter, and blog), and one of the stipulations is that I offer rewards to my benefactors. I at a serious loss for ideas. What does a guy who's broke as a joke offer up to his benefactors? And Pat (Green), don't say blowjobs lol |
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| Author: | Rud [ Wed Jul 21, 2010 6:33 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Need some ideas (don't suggest blowjobs lol) |
Handjobs |
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| Author: | Skyline_BNR34 [ Wed Jul 21, 2010 6:33 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Need some ideas (don't suggest blowjobs lol) |
Offer them your time, like community service, or something, or blowjobs. |
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| Author: | mechaphil [ Wed Jul 21, 2010 6:34 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Need some ideas (don't suggest blowjobs lol) |
OK seriously guys |
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| Author: | Stuuuuuuu [ Wed Jul 21, 2010 6:35 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Need some ideas (don't suggest blowjobs lol) |
Rud wrote: Handjobs Bam! Manuel labor of some sort if you're gonna be a prude and refuse to give sexual favors. Car detailing, driveway shoveling, weed-whacking, something like that. |
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| Author: | Skyline_BNR34 [ Wed Jul 21, 2010 6:36 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Need some ideas (don't suggest blowjobs lol) |
I was serious about your time, like help them out with something they need help with. Nothing would show someone else that you care for their help, then offering YOUR help, especially i you politely say to them, I don't have money to offer you, but I will offer you my time for what you did for my endeavor. |
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| Author: | Rud [ Wed Jul 21, 2010 6:40 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Need some ideas (don't suggest blowjobs lol) |
We're talking monetary donations, right? |
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| Author: | mechaphil [ Wed Jul 21, 2010 6:40 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Need some ideas (don't suggest blowjobs lol) |
Well yea, I like that idea. I just meant no to the hand/blow/foot/etc jobs |
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| Author: | mechaphil [ Wed Jul 21, 2010 6:41 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Need some ideas (don't suggest blowjobs lol) |
Rud wrote: We're talking monetary donations, right? Yes |
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| Author: | Rud [ Wed Jul 21, 2010 6:42 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Need some ideas (don't suggest blowjobs lol) |
Well, if it would be to support your blog, maybe offer some level of exclusive content for those who donate on there. I'm not sure if Wordpress supports that, though |
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| Author: | Skyline_BNR34 [ Wed Jul 21, 2010 6:43 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Need some ideas (don't suggest blowjobs lol) |
Offer them free jars of Air. |
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| Author: | PatGreen [ Wed Jul 21, 2010 6:47 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Need some ideas (don't suggest blowjobs lol) |
allow them to facebang you? sorry but i really don't know. it'd be better to tailor something to each individual person. |
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| Author: | mechaphil [ Wed Jul 21, 2010 6:48 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Need some ideas (don't suggest blowjobs lol) |
Rud wrote: Well, if it would be to support your blog, maybe offer some level of exclusive content for those who donate on there. I'm not sure if Wordpress supports that, though Worth looking into. I'll have to inquire about it. I'm thinking of entering benefactors into a giveaway for hats, tees, hoodies, jerseys, a pair of tickets to a game, etc etc dependent on amount offered. |
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| Author: | X-pensfan [ Wed Jul 21, 2010 6:49 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Need some ideas (don't suggest blowjobs lol) |
How about a nice Cleveland Steamer? or a Rusty Trombone? Oh wait, a Cambodian Cream-sickle!! |
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| Author: | mechaphil [ Wed Jul 21, 2010 6:49 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Need some ideas (don't suggest blowjobs lol) |
PatGreen wrote: allow them to facebang you? Goddammit Pat, I do not need your money so badly that I am willing to put your penis in my mouth! XD |
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| Author: | PatGreen [ Wed Jul 21, 2010 6:51 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Need some ideas (don't suggest blowjobs lol) |
Rud wrote: Handjobs Skyline_BNR34 wrote: or something, or blowjobs. Stuuuuuuu wrote: if you're gonna be a prude and refuse to give sexual favors. X-pensfan wrote: How about a nice Cleveland Steamer? or a Rusty Trombone? Oh wait, a Cambodian Cream-sickle!! hahahhahah so much win...all of you get +1internetz, lmaotax free |
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| Author: | mechaphil [ Wed Jul 21, 2010 6:53 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Need some ideas (don't suggest blowjobs lol) |
OK, I admit, I've been laughing pretty hard...assholes
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| Author: | Skyline_BNR34 [ Wed Jul 21, 2010 6:55 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Need some ideas (don't suggest blowjobs lol) |
We love you Phil, it's what we're here for. |
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| Author: | Stuuuuuuu [ Wed Jul 21, 2010 7:00 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Need some ideas (don't suggest blowjobs lol) |
Tell them you'll suck until you're black and blue, and they feel like gold. |
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| Author: | Skyline_BNR34 [ Wed Jul 21, 2010 7:01 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Need some ideas (don't suggest blowjobs lol) |
Stuuuuuuu wrote: Tell them you'll suck until you're black and blue, and they feel like gold. WIN!!!!! |
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