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My room is in the basement. Outside my door is a recliner chair, with a stuffed pink cat (belongs to my sister) sitting on it.

Every time I leave my room. Every single time, I find one of the cats (same cat) straddling the thing. He looks up, our eyes meet awkwardly for a split second, and then he runs away.

I know he's humping that damn stuffed pink cat (greatest vagina euphemism ever?). I've caught him doing it to other stuffed animals before.

Take this thread where you will...

CriminallyVu1gar wrote:

Pics or it didn't happen.

I like the fact that your cat feels shame :lol:

Just recently, I was at my bf's cottage with his entire family and extended family. He was feeling pretty sick, so we went upstairs to one of the bedrooms to lay down (incidentally, I ended up getting a fever later that night which ended up being strep throat, but I didn't know it at the time). We were spooning under the cvovers and a spot of my back was hurting really bad, so I asked him to rub it. He finally hits the spot that really hurts and I moaned, "oh yeah right there, oh my god!" RIGHT AS HIS UNCLE WALKED IN. He's like, "oops, sorry guys!" I was so embarrassed. We weren't even doing anything!

The timing couldn't have been more impeccable. It was soooo embarrassing. :lol:

I've never seen my parents, but I have heard them. I am not sure which one is worse.

i got caught masturbating when i was like 14. good times.

Got walked in on by my gay friend while I was sexxing my then-girlfriend. He kind of awkwardly stared at the weird heteros doin it, then got embarrassed he walked in on us and split.

Author:	CriminallyVu1gar [ Wed Aug 25, 2010 5:57 pm ]
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My room is in the basement. Outside my door is a recliner chair, with a stuffed pink cat (belongs to my sister) sitting on it. Every time I leave my room. Every single time, I find one of the cats (same cat) straddling the thing. He looks up, our eyes meet awkwardly for a split second, and then he runs away. I know he's humping that damn stuffed pink cat (greatest vagina euphemism ever?). I've caught him doing it to other stuffed animals before. Take this thread where you will...

Author:	Crosscheck [ Wed Aug 25, 2010 5:59 pm ]
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I like the fact that your cat feels shame

Author:	ironyisadeadscene [ Wed Aug 25, 2010 5:59 pm ]
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robot chicken episode just came to my mind.

Author:	Skyline_BNR34 [ Wed Aug 25, 2010 6:01 pm ]
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CriminallyVu1gar wrote: My room is in the basement. Outside my door is a recliner chair, with a stuffed pink cat (belongs to my sister) sitting on it. Every time I leave my room. Every single time, I find one of the cats (same cat) straddling the thing. He looks up, our eyes meet awkwardly for a split second, and then he runs away. I know he's humping that damn stuffed pink cat (greatest vagina euphemism ever?). I've caught him doing it to other stuffed animals before. Take this thread where you will... Pics or it didn't happen.

Author:	ironyisadeadscene [ Wed Aug 25, 2010 6:04 pm ]
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weirdo

http://www.sabresjunkie.com/forum/

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Author:	BlueandYellow [ Wed Aug 25, 2010 6:38 pm ]
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Skyline_BNR34 wrote: CriminallyVu1gar wrote: My room is in the basement. Outside my door is a recliner chair, with a stuffed pink cat (belongs to my sister) sitting on it. Every time I leave my room. Every single time, I find one of the cats (same cat) straddling the thing. He looks up, our eyes meet awkwardly for a split second, and then he runs away. I know he's humping that damn stuffed pink cat (greatest vagina euphemism ever?). I've caught him doing it to other stuffed animals before. Take this thread where you will... Pics or it didn't happen.

Author:	X-pensfan [ Wed Aug 25, 2010 7:27 pm ]
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Crosscheck wrote: I like the fact that your cat feels shame What if it's not shame, but a hopeful look. A look that beckons, "Join us...". BUt of course a window like that can only stay open for so long, then it's just creepy, I would imagine.

Author:	AudSabres [ Wed Aug 25, 2010 8:34 pm ]
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CriminallyVu1gar wrote: My room is in the basement. Outside my door is a recliner chair, with a stuffed pink cat (belongs to my sister) sitting on it. Every time I leave my room. Every single time, I find one of the cats (same cat) straddling the thing. He looks up, our eyes meet awkwardly for a split second, and then he runs away. I know he's humping that damn stuffed pink cat (greatest vagina euphemism ever?). I've caught him doing it to other stuffed animals before. Take this thread where you will... This is so god damn awesome, it made my night, I once caught an old boss with his finger that far up his nose that he was tickling his frontal lobe. I didn't stick around long enough to know what he did with his findings but I also never shook his hand ever again. Neither did anyone else once I informed them he was digging for gold

Author:	Sc's#1SabresFan [ Wed Aug 25, 2010 9:49 pm ]
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This has to be the funniest thing i'll hear for a few days!

Author:	backthatSASSup [ Wed Aug 25, 2010 10:09 pm ]
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Just recently, I was at my bf's cottage with his entire family and extended family. He was feeling pretty sick, so we went upstairs to one of the bedrooms to lay down (incidentally, I ended up getting a fever later that night which ended up being strep throat, but I didn't know it at the time). We were spooning under the cvovers and a spot of my back was hurting really bad, so I asked him to rub it. He finally hits the spot that really hurts and I moaned, "oh yeah right there, oh my god!" RIGHT AS HIS UNCLE WALKED IN. He's like, "oops, sorry guys!" I was so embarrassed. We weren't even doing anything!

Author:	Sc's#1SabresFan [ Wed Aug 25, 2010 10:22 pm ]
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backthatSASSup wrote: Just recently, I was at my bf's cottage with his entire family and extended family. He was feeling pretty sick, so we went upstairs to one of the bedrooms to lay down (incidentally, I ended up getting a fever later that night which ended up being strep throat, but I didn't know it at the time). We were spooning under the cvovers and a spot of my back was hurting really bad, so I asked him to rub it. He finally hits the spot that really hurts and I moaned, "oh yeah right there, oh my god!" RIGHT AS HIS UNCLE WALKED IN. He's like, "oops, sorry guys!" I was so embarrassed. We weren't even doing anything! ok now THAT is the funniest thing i'll hear!!!

Author:	acrossthelines [ Wed Aug 25, 2010 10:33 pm ]
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I've never seen my parents, but I have heard them. I am not sure which one is worse.

Author:	SabreWolf [ Wed Aug 25, 2010 10:36 pm ]
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acrossthelines wrote: I've never seen my parents, but I have heard them. I am not sure which one is worse. Earplugs?

Author:	Ryan911T [ Wed Aug 25, 2010 11:17 pm ]
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ironyisadeadscene wrote: i got caught masturbating when i was like 14. good times. By who?

Author:	CriminallyVu1gar [ Thu Aug 26, 2010 12:02 am ]
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My mom found porn on my computer when I was a college Freshman or Sophomore I think. Oops, lol.

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Author:	mechaphil [ Thu Aug 26, 2010 11:41 am ]
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Got walked in on by my gay friend while I was sexxing my then-girlfriend. He kind of awkwardly stared at the weird heteros doin it, then got embarrassed he walked in on us and split.

Author:	BlueandYellow [ Thu Aug 26, 2010 11:59 am ]
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mechaphil wrote: Got walked in on by my gay friend while I was sexxing my then-girlfriend. He kind of awkwardly stared at the weird heteros doin it, then got embarrassed he walked in on us and split. Oh my god. I could just imagine what he did when he walked out.