I don't care for scary movies, but mainly because they are so predictable about when people are going to die.

It's always the same, I'm going to enter a dark room with a bat, I walk around and don't see anyone, yet before I leave I get struck with the bat I laid down on the table because he was hiding in the perfectly dark corner and I didn't see him, yet it would have taken me .1 seconds to turn the light switch on before I fully entered the room. But it's a scary movie so I didn't and died instead.

How do you tell a girl that you haven't dated very long, that you're not into her medieval bush, look? How do you tell her that it looks like she has Buckwheat in a leg lock? How do you ask her to do some lady scapeing? How do you let her know that it looks like Videl Castro eating a London broil? How?

You throw razors at her until she gets the idea. Seriously, women in this day and age should know better.

I've been told that look is coming back. Ew

There is no way you can tell a girl that without her being insulted. Even if you say it in the nicest way possible, and she seems cool with it...really she's upset and embarrassed.

How do you tell a guy that? "Would you want to choak on that shit?" ?

It's too bad women grow hair in places other then their heads.

How do you tell a girl that you haven't dated very long, that you're not into her medieval bush, look? How do you tell her that it looks like she has Buckwheat in a leg lock? How do you ask her to do some lady scapeing? How do you let her know that it looks like Videl Castro eating a London broil? How?

Find out how much it costs to get a bikini wax at your local salon, and buy her a gift certificate for that exact amount. Maybe she'll get the hint.

How do you tell a guy that? "Would you want to choak on that shit?" ?

Shouldn't it be a Brazilian wax instead?

You throw razors at her until she gets the idea. Seriously, women in this day and age should know better.