im depressed and drunk...4am this is the coolest place i can think of to express my anger for life...i hate the female race...

Man up. You will win this in the end. Be your best self.

And yeah, man. Woman are dumb. They have no idea what they want. Trying to figure them out it like trying to solve a freaking puzzle that has no solution.

"The primary cause of unhappiness is never the situation but your thoughts about it."


"To offer no resistance to life is to be in a state of grace, ease, and lightness. This state is then no longer dependent upon things being in a certain way, good or bad. It seems almost paradoxical, yet when your inner dependency on form is gone, the general conditions of your life, the outer forms, tend to improve greatly. Things, people, or conditions that you thought you needed for your happiness now come to you with no struggle or effort on your part, and you are free to enjoy and appreciate them - while they last. All those things, of course, will still pass away, cycles will come and go, but with dependency gone there is no fear of loss anymore. Life flows with ease."

-Eckhart Tolle

little correction

And yeah, man. Woman are dumb. They have no idea what they want. Trying to figure them out it like trying to solve a freaking puzzle.

This just makes me think of Kelly from The Office:

"Daryl Philbin is the most complicated man that I have ever met. I mean, who says exactly what they're thinking? What kind of game is that?"

That's what me and my one friend are saying about them too.

Don't play the asshole card. I don't like that.

I only know this (here comes one of my many great college stories) because this one kid on my floor, Kevin, said to me that the two kids who live next door to him "totally want to bone you" (I think the verb was bone . . . I don't remember but I knew it was like sex) and I was like, that's funny because that one kid always verbally attacks me about things that I like (namely Lady Gaga and THE SABRES ) and therefore, according to Kevin, "he's just playing the asshole card." I just said it needs to stop because I don't like that. Of all the things I say that get repeated, that didn't.

Sometimes I wish I lived on a floor by myself because these people really drive me crazy sometimes.