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Author:  Los9090 [ Mon Oct 12, 2009 10:17 am ]
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http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/33251920/ns ... ?GT1=43001

A bit too trigger happy I guess.

Author:  Crosscheck [ Mon Oct 12, 2009 12:03 pm ]
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Gee, I was taught to always clearly identify my target before ever placing a finger on the trigger.

What a dumbass.

Author:  End The Curse [ Mon Oct 12, 2009 12:28 pm ]
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Why does this shit always happen in Florida?

Author:  Crosscheck [ Mon Oct 12, 2009 12:34 pm ]
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End The Curse wrote:
Why does this shit always happen in Florida?


If you've ever visited fark.com you'd notice Florida is the only state to warrant its own tag because so much of this weird ass stuff happens there.

You guys have a gift for redneck, alcohol-fueled hilarity down there.

Author:  psychemedisabrefan [ Mon Oct 12, 2009 1:51 pm ]
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yea "accidently"

Author:  Skyline_BNR34 [ Mon Oct 12, 2009 2:08 pm ]
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Crosscheck wrote:
End The Curse wrote:
Why does this shit always happen in Florida?


If you've ever visited fark.com you'd notice Florida is the only state to warrant its own tag because so much of this weird ass stuff happens there.

You guys have a gift for redneck, alcohol-fueled hilarity down there.

Florida only has old people from the North there now.

Author:  acrossthelines [ Mon Oct 12, 2009 3:30 pm ]
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Oh, that's so terrible. I hope he's doing all right.

Also, Germany or Florida.

Author:  ironyisadeadscene [ Mon Oct 12, 2009 3:37 pm ]
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Skyline_BNR34 wrote:
Florida only has old people from the North there now.


*cough*BULLSHIT*cough*

Author:  Howie Hodge [ Mon Oct 12, 2009 7:20 pm ]
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Biancee' was shot?? :hand:

Author:  ItsMe [ Mon Oct 12, 2009 9:13 pm ]
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OMG!!!!!!!!! Thats awful! The poor bastard lost his sister and wife to be in one shot....

"Honey, hold my beer and watch this.....fuck...HONEY? Where the fuck is she? Aw hell.....POW POW POW! Got him! Fucker dont come round here-a-trying ta steal shit..HONEY? Where is she? DAMN! WTF? SHIT! Now what?

Author:  Melly317 [ Mon Oct 12, 2009 9:44 pm ]
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that's so sad :(

Author:  Los9090 [ Mon Oct 12, 2009 10:11 pm ]
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ItsMe wrote:
OMG!!!!!!!!! Thats awful! The poor bastard lost his sister and wife to be in one shot....

"Honey, hold my beer and watch this.....fuck...HONEY? Where the fuck is she? Aw hell.....POW POW POW! Got him! Fucker dont come round here-a-trying ta steal shit..HONEY? Where is she? DAMN! WTF? SHIT! Now what?

oh man, that's awful and hilarious at the same time

Author:  Skyline_BNR34 [ Mon Oct 12, 2009 11:04 pm ]
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ItsMe wrote:
OMG!!!!!!!!! Thats awful! The poor bastard lost his sister and wife to be in one shot....

"Honey, hold my beer and watch this.....fuck...HONEY? Where the fuck is she? Aw hell.....POW POW POW! Got him! Fucker dont come round here-a-trying ta steal shit..HONEY? Where is she? DAMN! WTF? SHIT! Now what?

It didn't happen in West Virgina, it happened in Florida, they are all old people who are retired who moved from the North.

Get your incest states right.

Author:  icehound [ Mon Oct 12, 2009 11:15 pm ]
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Florida: "Newlyweds and Nearly-Deads - Come on vacation, leave on probation..."

At least, that was the joke when I lived in Tampa, in the early '90's.

Author:  Skyline_BNR34 [ Mon Oct 12, 2009 11:20 pm ]
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icehound wrote:
Florida: "Newlyweds and Nearly-Deads - Come on vacation, leave on probation..."

At least, that was the joke when I lived in Tampa, in the early '90's.

I love it Ice, great joke for sure.

Author:  ironyisadeadscene [ Tue Oct 13, 2009 11:09 pm ]
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Skyline_BNR34 wrote:
ItsMe wrote:
OMG!!!!!!!!! Thats awful! The poor bastard lost his sister and wife to be in one shot....

"Honey, hold my beer and watch this.....fuck...HONEY? Where the fuck is she? Aw hell.....POW POW POW! Got him! Fucker dont come round here-a-trying ta steal shit..HONEY? Where is she? DAMN! WTF? SHIT! Now what?

It didn't happen in West Virgina, it happened in Florida, they are all old people who are retired who moved from the North.

Get your incest states right.


its the south, its all the same.

Author:  Los9090 [ Tue Oct 13, 2009 11:17 pm ]
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ironyisadeadscene wrote:
Skyline_BNR34 wrote:
ItsMe wrote:
OMG!!!!!!!!! Thats awful! The poor bastard lost his sister and wife to be in one shot....

"Honey, hold my beer and watch this.....fuck...HONEY? Where the fuck is she? Aw hell.....POW POW POW! Got him! Fucker dont come round here-a-trying ta steal shit..HONEY? Where is she? DAMN! WTF? SHIT! Now what?

It didn't happen in West Virgina, it happened in Florida, they are all old people who are retired who moved from the North.

Get your incest states right.


its the south, its all the same.

Not to be off color or anything, but do you think deep woods rednecks cheer during the movie "Deliverance"?

Author:  ironyisadeadscene [ Wed Oct 14, 2009 12:52 am ]
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Los9090 wrote:
ironyisadeadscene wrote:
Skyline_BNR34 wrote:
ItsMe wrote:
OMG!!!!!!!!! Thats awful! The poor bastard lost his sister and wife to be in one shot....

"Honey, hold my beer and watch this.....fuck...HONEY? Where the fuck is she? Aw hell.....POW POW POW! Got him! Fucker dont come round here-a-trying ta steal shit..HONEY? Where is she? DAMN! WTF? SHIT! Now what?

It didn't happen in West Virgina, it happened in Florida, they are all old people who are retired who moved from the North.

Get your incest states right.


its the south, its all the same.

Not to be off color or anything, but do you think deep woods rednecks cheer during the movie "Deliverance"?


never saw it. i dunno.

Author:  PuckSniperPensel [ Wed Oct 14, 2009 2:54 am ]
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This is bull shit.

If you hear someone walking around your house, the FIRST thing you do, is roll over and feel for your fucking wife... not run and grab your shot gun.

Author:  Timbo Slice [ Wed Oct 14, 2009 12:00 pm ]
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ItsMe wrote:
OMG!!!!!!!!! Thats awful! The poor bastard lost his sister and wife to be in one shot....

"Honey, hold my beer and watch this.....fuck...HONEY? Where the fuck is she? Aw hell.....POW POW POW! Got him! Fucker dont come round here-a-trying ta steal shit..HONEY? Where is she? DAMN! WTF? SHIT! Now what?


:lol:

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