Okay. All of them are shackled against the wall. You get one punch.

You can punch either:

Kin Jong ill (I think it's that?)
Tim Connolly
That douche neighbor

Have fun with this.

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"Counting all the assholes in the room, I'm definitely not alone!" ~ Michael Poulsen, Volbeat, Still Standing.

i dont hit women, so connolly is out.

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I would ask Connolly if she's pregnant, first.

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"Counting all the assholes in the room, I'm definitely not alone!" ~ Michael Poulsen, Volbeat, Still Standing.

Um.....can i pick someone closer to me, like say my neighbor?

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Is your neighbor Kim Jong ill or Connolly?

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"Counting all the assholes in the room, I'm definitely not alone!" ~ Michael Poulsen, Volbeat, Still Standing.

Nope, just a garden variety douche

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It's been approved.

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"Counting all the assholes in the room, I'm definitely not alone!" ~ Michael Poulsen, Volbeat, Still Standing.

Well, we found out Derek Roy's answer to this question.

Can I punch Oprah? I don't like her and never have. Condescending and fake. She's gotten worse the past 5-10 years or so.

Also I'd rather punch Kim Jong Il.

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Miles to go before I sleep

‎"Love knows not its own depth until the hour of separation."
-Khalil Gibran

i wanna punch lebron james. i was in his corner all summer, but after a while, i realized how fucked up that situation is. i think whats even more funny is rumour has it he totally regrets leaving.

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Can I use Kim Jong Il to punch LeBron James with?

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mechaphil

I want to punch my professor in the vagina. She's a world class bitch.

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I'd look Connolly right in the eyes and ask him what his deal is. I'd ask him why he's letting his talent go to waste, instead of rising up and making something for himself and for his team.

If his answer was legit, I'd punch Kim Jong Il. If it wasn't, I'd punch Connolly.

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Wheelhouse

i don't think he's just wasting his talent. he just isn't that good. he has flashes, which makes sense, because he's one of the most streaky players of all time. if anyone in the league let talent go to waste for being lazy, it's alexei kovalev.

I disagree. Connolly was dominant at one point. He was fast. He had insanely good hands.

None of that holds true anymore. Even last year when he went on a scoring streak, he still wasn't quite the player he used to be.

Today, the guy can't get across the blue line without fumbling the puck off his stick and giving up an odd man rush. It's crazy.

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Wheelhouse

He lost his talent. We don't see it anymore.

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"Counting all the assholes in the room, I'm definitely not alone!" ~ Michael Poulsen, Volbeat, Still Standing.

i'm not trying to instigate at all, but i honestly can't remember a time when he was ever dominant or a game changer, except that series against ottawa in the 06 playoffs.

Before those playoffs, he had 55 points in 63 games played that season. The Sabres scored 276 goals that season.

That means he was involved in 20% of the Sabres scoring despite missing nearly 25% of the regular season games.

He was a force.

Even in 07-08 he wasn't terrible. He only played 48 games, but he managed 40 points.

He has never been dominant in the way that some players are in this league, but he has the ability to be much, much better than what he's showed the past two seasons.

I think we can both agree that he has more he could bring to the table. He's just not doing it.

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Wheelhouse

connolly was a very good player, but he wasnt dominant. he was still even good last year. he has talent, sometimes he just kinda .... non effective. i think he tries though.

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