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Author:  BlueandYellow [ Fri May 20, 2011 9:09 pm ]
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Armageddon! woot! Tomorrow is Saturday, and here comes the rapture!


Some guy actually started a pet watching service. Please, let's not start this into a religion topic, but since some people believe their pets can't go to heaven, this guy (an atheist) says he will watch their pets when they go to heaven. Atheist stay back on Earth. He has like over 300 customers.

http://media.theage.com.au/national/bre ... 02350.html?

LOL!
Author:  Van_Da_Man [ Fri May 20, 2011 9:11 pm ]
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That's thinking outside the box.
Author:  futureerdr [ Fri May 20, 2011 9:55 pm ]
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Image

I only wish I had the clothes to spare for this.
Author:  Sabresfansince1980 [ Fri May 20, 2011 11:30 pm ]
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That pet care service is total genius. He's made about $30,000 on that idea, and of course will never have to actually watch anyone's stupid animal. I've got to come up with something similar.
Author:  CriminallyVu1gar [ Sat May 21, 2011 12:14 am ]
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Tomorrow is Saturday and Sunday comes afterward.
Author:  Rud [ Sat May 21, 2011 12:49 am ]
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I have so much looting to catch up on come tomorrow.
Author:  sabretoothpick [ Sat May 21, 2011 6:31 am ]
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Stating a date for the world's end is stupid just for the fact that we never have the same date around the world.

Fun fact: The Phillipines skipped a day once, they never had a 31st December 1844 because they assigned themselves to a different timezone. Maybe that's a solution to escape the next end of the world ;)
Author:  Ryan911T [ Sat May 21, 2011 9:37 am ]
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What time is this supposed to be happening? I heard it was six, but I didn't know if it was AM or PM, nor if Jesus said it would be EST or what.
Author:  NYIntensity [ Sat May 21, 2011 9:44 am ]
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In the bibble, even Jesus says he doesn't know when it will happen.

FFT for you believers
Author:  Ryan911T [ Sat May 21, 2011 9:50 am ]
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I didn't know if Jesus had it set for Easter Standard Time today. I'll have to write on his wall or tweet him later and ask.
Author:  Rutledge222 [ Sat May 21, 2011 10:04 am ]
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NYIntensity wrote:
In the bibble, even Jesus says he doesn't know when it will happen.

FFT for you believers



This.


This nut job said that the whole thing would start in New Zealand at 6 PM with earthquakes and all that jazz. But guess what? its like 2:03 AM right now over there.... nothing happened.... and it was supposed to keep coming through the time zones at 6 rolled around. So right now... Most of Asia should be in ruin according to this Camping fellow.
Author:  ironyisadeadscene [ Sat May 21, 2011 12:08 pm ]
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last night, we heard about a group of satan worshipers practicing.. satan.. stuff in the woods due to the end of the world. so my buddy took me with his brothers friends, and we went back to find em at 3 am. the fact that i was the only one not carrying made me super nervous that, gee, maybe this is a really bad idea.

but no, no end of world yet.
Author:  Skyline_BNR34 [ Sat May 21, 2011 12:30 pm ]
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I wanna do some post-rapture looting.
Author:  fly as hale [ Sat May 21, 2011 5:43 pm ]
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Last night at like 4 AM I heard a ghost in my basement and I thought it might be the raptor trying to take me, and it was working out but it was just my brother.
Author:  Sabresfansince1980 [ Sat May 21, 2011 6:18 pm ]
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I'm still here, and I wish I could say now that this hype is all BS, but I already knew I was going to hell, so I have to see if any of my neighbors are missing.
Author:  CriminallyVu1gar [ Sat May 21, 2011 8:17 pm ]
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Tomorrow is Sunday and Monday comes afterward.
Author:  Van_Da_Man [ Sat May 21, 2011 9:14 pm ]
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http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/43121772/ns ... ws-europe/

WE'RE SO FUCKED!!!
Author:  blusabre [ Sun May 22, 2011 12:01 am ]
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Some people (AKA the guy who made this prediction) obviously know nothing about their own religion. The Bible clearly states that no one will know when the rapture is going to take place. Hence, predicting that it is going to happen on a certain day means that it definitely will NOT happen on that specified date.
Author:  AudSabres [ Sun May 22, 2011 12:08 am ]
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Pffft, Macho Man died before hand so he could drop the flying elbow and put a stop to all of this. Either that, or Raptor Jesus was all like, "Oh no you didn't!" and bitch slapped everything with his awesomeness to put a stop to it.

Either way, the only thing I know is I am sitting on my couch, typing some rambling slag on a kickass site about how fucked in the head those who actually believed this was the end of the world really are, while sipping on a beer before bed.

Word to your mother. Raptor Jesus is boss.
Author:  Displaced Fan [ Sun May 22, 2011 12:27 pm ]
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Fucking hell. My crazy neighbor is out doing yard work and has this bat shit church program blasting. Thought the rapture would take his dumb ass so I could sit with my windows open for once on a Sunday. Me thinks a bit of Led Zeppelin cranked to eleven is in order.
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