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Author:  Crosscheck [ Fri Oct 23, 2009 3:43 pm ]
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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

http://www.calgaryherald.com/technology ... story.html

Too bad the cops have no heart.....

Author:  jvaccaro6 [ Fri Oct 23, 2009 3:46 pm ]
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If it came down to it...I think I'd rather be in jail than under house arrest with any woman too...lol.

Author:  SabresBillsBandits [ Fri Oct 23, 2009 3:46 pm ]
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omg! :lol:

Author:  acrossthelines [ Fri Oct 23, 2009 4:11 pm ]
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:lol: That's terrible. And amazing. And terrible. Ahahahaha.

Author:  Skyline_BNR34 [ Fri Oct 23, 2009 4:31 pm ]
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Haha that is great.

Author:  ItsMe [ Fri Oct 23, 2009 4:57 pm ]
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HONEY, I'M HOME!!!!!!!!!!!!

BLAH BLAH JNWSKIJ][WE--82347-JS,,,SM,SM, BLAH BLAH ;PFPICP--W--PLW,KWMWMM BLAH BLAH......

Fuck this.........I gotta go back to jail.....TAKE ME AWAY!

Ummm, nope.....you are mine mother fucker! POWNED!

Author:  dontbethatguy [ Fri Oct 23, 2009 5:07 pm ]
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Wow... and people say the US has a tough justice system. Yikes.

Author:  Los9090 [ Sat Oct 24, 2009 12:08 pm ]
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ItsMe wrote:
HONEY, I'M HOME!!!!!!!!!!!!

BLAH BLAH JNWSKIJ][WE--82347-JS,,,SM,SM, BLAH BLAH ;PFPICP--W--PLW,KWMWMM BLAH BLAH......

Fuck this.........I gotta go back to jail.....TAKE ME AWAY!

Ummm, nope.....you are mine mother fucker! POWNED!

Perfect :lol:

Guess marriage really isn't for everyone.

Author:  CriminallyVu1gar [ Sat Oct 24, 2009 12:08 pm ]
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Why would you stay married to someone you can't stand?

Author:  Los9090 [ Sat Oct 24, 2009 12:13 pm ]
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CriminallyVu1gar wrote:
Why would you stay married to someone you can't stand?

Jim Breur said it best about marriage on his "Hardcore" special...."who can you be patient with for the rest of your life?"

Author:  ItsMe [ Sat Oct 24, 2009 12:17 pm ]
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CriminallyVu1gar wrote:
Why would you stay married to someone you can't stand?


Not sure, but I think Sicilian divorce laws are such that one cannot just say I want one.

Author:  icehound [ Sat Oct 24, 2009 12:32 pm ]
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Owing to the long-standing influences of The Church and an economically-dictated absence of progressiveness, Sicilian Law has devolved from Catholic norms.

There is no divorce permitted, by the Catholic Church - Hence the parochial nature of the decision to force them to re-unite...

What God has united, let no man put asunder.

[Such a ruling also lessens the financial burden, caused by one more imprisonment, upon the judicial and penal systems.]

Author:  sabretoothpick [ Sat Oct 24, 2009 12:51 pm ]
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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Author:  ItsMe [ Sat Oct 24, 2009 5:29 pm ]
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Poor fuck.....destined to a miserable life with an angry Italian bitch. no disrespect to the females in the audience...this is an extreme case. Reminds me of a Benny Hill skit.

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