This is just epic...

http://www.daytondailynews.com/news/cri ... 79472.html

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Oh lord, it's hard to be humble, when you're perfect in every way. I can't wait to look in the mirror, 'cause I get better looking each day. To know me is to love me, I must be a hell of a man. Oh lord, it's hard to be humble, but I'm doin' the best that I can.

The only thing that would have been more win would be if he was driving the La Z Boy chair in that getup.

Looking at this kid, he wins the Doucheapotimus award of the day

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"She's like plan C after an 18 pack"

Squanto 7/27/2010

Woops!

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"Do not go where the path may lead, go instead where there is no path and leave a trail." - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Hockey Night in Buffalo

I'm sure the arresting cops had a big laugh over that.

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"...they came down into the stands and asked if I knew how to do play by play. I said...No. But. I'll take a shot at it if you want".- Rick Jeanneret

No word on the certain acts prohibited...........

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I try to think, but nuttin happens.......Curley Howard
There is no past as it exists merely as a slippery bond tying the memories of the past to the dreams of the future.............Me
If we started life as an old person and lived until we were young, we would eventually finish off fucked as an orgasm.......George Carlin

This story is amazing.