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Author:  CriminallyVu1gar [ Sun Nov 15, 2009 12:20 am ]
Post subject:  The Surrealist Compliment Generator

http://www.madsci.org/cgi-bin/cgiwrap/~lynn/jardin/SCG


Your legs are like threads of cotton, though much thicker, and filled with weevils.

Author:  acrossthelines [ Sun Nov 15, 2009 2:28 am ]
Post subject:  Re: The Surrealist Compliment Generator

Ringworm sleeps comfortably around your umbilicus.

Author:  Crosscheck [ Sun Nov 15, 2009 12:48 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: The Surrealist Compliment Generator

Random beer name generator :)
http://www.strangebrew.ca/beername.php

The Sloth Formerly Known As Mothra's Subatomic Dopplebock

Author:  Timbo Slice [ Sun Nov 15, 2009 2:43 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: The Surrealist Compliment Generator

You are as truthful as a Communist in the streets of Milan.

Ha ha ha ha ha, amazing.

Author:  Yhoshi [ Sun Nov 15, 2009 3:15 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: The Surrealist Compliment Generator

Crosscheck wrote:
Random beer name generator :)
http://www.strangebrew.ca/beername.php

The Sloth Formerly Known As Mothra's Subatomic Dopplebock


Doppelbock is great, Weihnachtsbock bier :)
but it's strong

Edith says : Viscious Pale Ale

or The Vampire Bat Formerly Known As Marcel Mersault's Non-Euclidean Dopplebock

Author:  PuckSniperPensel [ Sun Nov 15, 2009 3:56 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: The Surrealist Compliment Generator

Cretins and vermin cannot compare with the depths of your cousins.

Author:  ItsMe [ Sun Nov 15, 2009 6:49 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: The Surrealist Compliment Generator

Your dainty nostrils flare with the humblest grandiosity of an ant swallowing a water buffalo.

Author:  Van_Da_Man [ Sun Nov 15, 2009 10:23 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: The Surrealist Compliment Generator

Holy wtf...

"Tribes of primitve hunters, with rhinestone codpieces rampant, should build pyra mids of Chevy engines covered in butterscotch syrup to exalt the diastolic, inef fable, scintillated and cacophonous salamander of truth which slimes and distracts from each and every orifice of your holy refrigerator, Sears be its brand."

Author:  Sk8haggard9 [ Sun Nov 15, 2009 10:26 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: The Surrealist Compliment Generator

May your shit always sport dog on the bottom of your shoe.

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