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| Author: | sabresindc [ Wed Mar 31, 2010 6:55 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Twins' Player Hits Mom |
Quote: TAMPA, Fla. -- Minnesota Twins leadoff man Denard Span hit a hard foul ball that struck his mom in the chest during Wednesday's game. She was treated by paramedics and back in the stands minutes later. http://www.foxnews.com/sports/2010/03/31/minnesota-twins-player-hits-mom-chest-foul-ball/ What are the odds of him hitting his own mother with a foul ball?? Luckily she is fine. |
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| Author: | mechaphil [ Wed Mar 31, 2010 6:55 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Twins' Player Hits Mom |
The odds on that happening must be retarded. |
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| Author: | Rud [ Wed Mar 31, 2010 7:04 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Twins' Player Hits Mom |
I can't imagine how awful he must feel. |
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| Author: | sabresindc [ Wed Mar 31, 2010 7:23 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Twins' Player Hits Mom |
He looked to see where the ball went and immediately started to go over there. |
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| Author: | Maestro [ Wed Mar 31, 2010 8:45 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Twins' Player Hits Mom |
Denard Span is one of the cockiest players i've ever seen play baseball. I go to about 10 Rochester Red Wings games a year during the summer because of the crazy good food/beer specials and cheap tickets ($5.50) and Span here was something else. Very cocky. There were fly balls to center field, where he could put his arm behind his back and out the other side to catch fly balls. His hitting average was a joke, like .180 but on defense, he was unreal. Glad he "made it". |
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| Author: | BlueandYellow [ Wed Mar 31, 2010 9:34 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Twins' Player Hits Mom |
Damn... |
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| Author: | PuckSniperPensel [ Wed Mar 31, 2010 10:12 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Twins' Player Hits Mom |
Wow... |
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| Author: | Van_Da_Man [ Wed Mar 31, 2010 10:23 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Twins' Player Hits Mom |
Oh shit. That's terrible. imagine if he could focus that power into hitting places that are in play. |
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| Author: | HelloMyKneeGrows [ Thu Apr 01, 2010 10:59 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Twins' Player Hits Mom |
sabresindc wrote: Quote: TAMPA, Fla. -- Minnesota Twins leadoff man Denard Span hit a hard foul ball that struck his mom in the chest during Wednesday's game. She was treated by paramedics and back in the stands minutes later. http://www.foxnews.com/sports/2010/03/31/minnesota-twins-player-hits-mom-chest-foul-ball/ What are the odds of him hitting his own mother with a foul ball?? Luckily she is fine. That was God saying "this is what you get for naming your son 'Denard' you dumbass" |
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| Author: | BS1970 [ Thu Apr 01, 2010 11:10 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Twins' Player Hits Mom |
When I first read the title, I thought it meant he physical beat the shit out of his mom. I could see it going something like this: Denard: Mom, what's for dinner? Denard's Mom: Liver and onions, hun. D: Ugh, I hate that mom. Why do you always make nasty food? DM: It's not nasty, it's yummy and good for you. Why don't you at least try it. D: No, I don't want to. DM: You will. D: No! DM: YES YOU WILL!! DM tries to force D D retaliates with a cunt kick, then when DM is on the floor he starts slapping her. D then grabs a fork with liver and onions and shoves it in DM's mouth. D: How do you like it Mom? Is this yummy enough for you?! And nutritious enough for you?! Hmm?? Answer me!! Answer me bitch!! Eat your damn liver and onions you slut!! And that folks, is why Denard Span is the biggest douche in sports. |
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