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Author:  BagBoy [ Thu Oct 22, 2009 7:06 pm ]
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BREAKING NEWS: Terror Alert in Washington DC

Washington (DC)- The Washington Redskins football practice was delayed
nearly two hours today after a player reported finding an unknown white
powdery substance on the practice field. Head coach Jim Zorn immediately
suspended practice and called the police and federal investigators.

After a complete analysis, FBI forensic experts determined that the white
substance unknown to players was the GOAL LINE.

Practice resumed after special agents decided the team was unlikely to
encounter the substance again this season.
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My stepmom sent me this, because...well because I'm a Redskins fan. I'm not proud of it, but I have learned to accept it.
Author:  mechaphil [ Thu Oct 22, 2009 7:07 pm ]
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OH GOD I LOVE THAT!
Author:  fly as hale [ Thu Oct 22, 2009 7:10 pm ]
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hahaha :lol:
Author:  SABRESAllTheWay [ Thu Oct 22, 2009 7:15 pm ]
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I am dying right now!!! ROFLCOPTER!!!!
Author:  mechaphil [ Thu Oct 22, 2009 7:16 pm ]
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LOLLERCOASTER!
Author:  Skyline_BNR34 [ Thu Oct 22, 2009 8:14 pm ]
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HAHAHAHAHAHA, That is awesome.
Author:  Los9090 [ Thu Oct 22, 2009 9:32 pm ]
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Oh that's AWESOME. Fuckin Dan Snyder. Worst owner EVER.
Author:  Ryan911T [ Fri Oct 23, 2009 12:03 am ]
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That is so funny, thank you for that.
Author:  acrossthelines [ Fri Oct 23, 2009 12:14 am ]
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That was absolutely amazing.
Author:  Sk8haggard9 [ Fri Oct 23, 2009 8:03 am ]
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For someone who doesn't like football, I sure still laughed my ass of when I read this. Awesome, pure awesome.
Author:  Rutledge222 [ Sun Oct 25, 2009 4:28 pm ]
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hahaha dude your mom wins in every way for sending you that, yes it sucks for you... but it as the saying goes, "Its Hilarious when its not happening to you!"
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