People who tell you to lower your standards are probably the same people who go out drunk at night and bang chicks they don't remember the next morning...

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"Call a cop he robbed Delmore blind!!!"
Rick Jeanerette after Marty Biron's diving save back in 2000.

"I'm going to go to the spa and have a hot tub and massage and relax," Miller said. "That's it, and it's back to work tomorrow." Ryan Miller after clinching the North East division.

It's the people who think they are cool because they go out with a bunch of chicks that are not as attractive as them. Which means they are dastardly ugly.

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"Counting all the assholes in the room, I'm definitely not alone!" ~ Michael Poulsen, Volbeat, Still Standing.

They TUFF's....fuck em......cock blockin hoes

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"I can't really hear what Jeremy says, because I got my two Stanley Cup Rings plugging my ears...." -Patrick Roy in reference to Jeremy Roenick's trash talking

Just had a nice rolling earthquake here...5.9...not too shabby

http://earthquake.usgs.gov/earthquakes/ ... 736069.php

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Hold my beer and watch this...

thats what a girl i went to western with just posted on FB.

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Facebook just suggested that I like: Yoga and Ani DeFranco

Facebook has shit for brains.

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Hold my beer and watch this...

My dad left me a voice-mail that opened with the theme song of The Great White North. My family's menfolk are buncha goddamn nerds.

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mechaphil

I got a new phone that looks like an alien made it.

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"Counting all the assholes in the room, I'm definitely not alone!" ~ Michael Poulsen, Volbeat, Still Standing.

Let down.

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Miles to go before I sleep

‎"Love knows not its own depth until the hour of separation."
-Khalil Gibran

I just sat here and figured out a series of Pokemon names I would give to smoking implements. I'm a giant loser.

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No, you're a giant fucking nerd. Welcome home.

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mechaphil

I have a habit of using loser and nerd interchangeably

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There's a definite difference - you tend to use "loser" where others would normally use "nerd". It's OK, though - just accept your inner geekery.

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mechaphil

I've known that I'm a massive geek since... elementary school.

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So, I'm getting a hearing aid, and I'm actually surprisingly excited. Still kinda nervous, but excited.

Still nice and hot at 12:30 am in London. I cut grass today and holy fuck was it hot out close 45C/111F in the sun at least that is what my dad's weather station thing said

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just call me Brad

Twitter @BUrbanowicz13

And in Toronto they have had power outages in this heat, i can not imagine not have AC on days like this.

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just call me Brad

Twitter @BUrbanowicz13

i couldnt hit water if i fell out of a boat.

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Check out my website: http://www.artistzero.com

"That wasn't very nice...I do believe you killed my hat."

Driver of the FIRE LINDY RUFF Bandwagon since 2008.

I've decided that today I am going to go buy some powerball tickets and buy up partial ownership of the Sabres... how much would 120M get me? like 40%?

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"She's like plan C after an 18 pack"

Squanto 7/27/2010

Actually, I'd say yes. I'd also say that percentage would vault you past Quinn (assuming)

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mechaphil