I just applied for a no-exp-necessary sushi chef job opening downtown...

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mechaphil

good luck, but fuck up my bakudan, and we'll have a problem...

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"Let's just trap Sekera in the caverns underneath HSBC arena." -BlueandYellow

Reporter: "Steve, you guys now lead the league in defensive scoring."
Montador: "It's probably because of how good-looking we are."

On Aug 8 my family has decided we are going to go see the Cincinnati Reds and St. Louis Cardinals for two games on the 9th and 10th in Cincinnati. And I am pretty excited because I love Ohio, my family and I went down there twice already to see games.

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just call me Brad

Twitter @BUrbanowicz13

Just order a super dynamite roll and everything will be A-ok

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mechaphil

shrimp is always the safe bet

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"Let's just trap Sekera in the caverns underneath HSBC arena." -BlueandYellow

Reporter: "Steve, you guys now lead the league in defensive scoring."
Montador: "It's probably because of how good-looking we are."

I hate house centipedes. I hate them.

STOMP THAT MOTHERFUCKER

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mechaphil

IT'S FUCKIN' DEAD.

Though I was unable to find it's body as evidence. But due to the smear of bug guts currently on the ceiling, I think it's pretty safe to assume that it is deceased.

im as excited as anyone about the reds being a good team this season...

but you love ohio? we are no longer on speaking terms.

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I once slammed an ant with my wallet so hard it literally disappeared. I threw it at the ground and hit it, but there was no ant goop on my wallet or the floor.

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"Call a cop he robbed Delmore blind!!!"
Rick Jeanerette after Marty Biron's diving save back in 2000.

"I'm going to go to the spa and have a hot tub and massage and relax," Miller said. "That's it, and it's back to work tomorrow." Ryan Miller after clinching the North East division.

A sore throat lasting longer than two weeks is usually indicative of either AIDS or cancer.

~The More You Know~

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Miles to go before I sleep

‎"Love knows not its own depth until the hour of separation."
-Khalil Gibran

Or deepthroating too much.

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Proud LGBTQQ Individual

That's not dramatic enough to be included.

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Miles to go before I sleep

‎"Love knows not its own depth until the hour of separation."
-Khalil Gibran

Fucking 3 in the morning and I'm not the least bit tired. Spending three hours a night trying to sleep is not fun.

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"Call a cop he robbed Delmore blind!!!"
Rick Jeanerette after Marty Biron's diving save back in 2000.

"I'm going to go to the spa and have a hot tub and massage and relax," Miller said. "That's it, and it's back to work tomorrow." Ryan Miller after clinching the North East division.

i have taken arkham back from the joker

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Check out my website: http://www.artistzero.com

"That wasn't very nice...I do believe you killed my hat."

Driver of the FIRE LINDY RUFF Bandwagon since 2008.

If you get that job I'm going to have to try some of yours next time I'm in Buffalo.

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Check out Fast Super Cars, Car Tuning, and WNY Sports

Twitter - @Ryan911T - @MotoExposure

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HOLY FUCKING SHIT SCOTT PILGRIM HAS A DRAGON QUEST SLIME ON HIS TEESHIRT! /nerdgasm

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mechaphil

(He means dragon warrior for anyone born and raised in the US with a NES and less than half the nerd enthusiasm than he or I have)

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Not that you knowing that was unexpected, but internet high five anyways

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mechaphil