Daddy, why does Santa Claus have boobs?

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Revenge is sweet... Revenge is best served cold... Revenge is ice cream.

you know, ive always wondered...

does anyone here know anyone with the last name of Gorlewski?

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"That wasn't very nice...I do believe you killed my hat."

Driver of the FIRE LINDY RUFF Bandwagon since 2008.

Kill me now.

He's also in a relationship. Not praising jesus enough apparently...

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Proud LGBTQQ Individual

One of my friends roped me into doing a fantasy football pool. Someone in here didn't know what a bye week is.

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Remember on the official forum when one person wanted to make Miller the captain, and for Tallinder to give back salary to the team because of his poor play.

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Revenge is sweet... Revenge is best served cold... Revenge is ice cream.

when i posted at the LGS boards, we used to have a stars and bags thread after every game. who was good, who was bad.

after 1 game in which andrew peters was scratched, a girl who was in love with peters starred him because he took a really hard slap shot and hit the net at the other end of the ice after warm ups and also apparently got into a shoving match with a player from the opposing team. she then bagged vanek because he got 2 assists and thats not what he was paid for. she also insisted peters was working really hard and would someday be in the top 6 and a 25 goal scorer. oh, boy did i give her shit.

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Took her to brown town and made her love you instead of Peters?

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"Counting all the assholes in the room, I'm definitely not alone!" ~ Michael Poulsen, Volbeat, Still Standing.

Texans have figured out a way to deep fry beer.
I may need to move.
http://www.dallasnews.com/sharedcontent ... a26cc.html

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Hold my beer and watch this...

I am going to call child services on a customer I had today. Young children in a house with dog shit EVERYWHERE. I swear a basement duecer looked like it was made by a human! I had to cover my mouth with my shirt while I was in there, and when I walked up from the basement this kid was asking me why I was doing that. That same kid kept saying "I love you" to me over and over again and nobody corrected him. It was fucking creepy. He seemed to really mean it. The upstairs had a small make shit (<<this was actually a typo, but I'm going to use it as a funny pun instead) bedroom, basically a mattress in a walk in closet with dog shit not even 5 feet away. They have a yard, and I swear there was more shit IN the house then outside of it.

You know, forgive me but I may have let shit like this pass (another grotesque pun) in the past, but not today not when there are young creepy kids involved! Mother sat on the couch (barely dressed and GROSS) texting while this teenager dude played video games in the only clean room in the house. I'm calling tomorrow and I'm sorry if you read all this and got sick.

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"I love that you know how to do that." Cheryl/Carol/Crystal

"And I love that I have an erection that doesn't involve homeless people." Kreiger

I have two more days at home after today YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY! Just need to pack... heh.

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Miles to go before I sleep

‎"Love knows not its own depth until the hour of separation."
-Khalil Gibran

Dear lord bless your heart. What is your job? Why did you have to go in that hell hold?

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"Counting all the assholes in the room, I'm definitely not alone!" ~ Michael Poulsen, Volbeat, Still Standing.

if you dont follow up on this and let us know how this went, ill be pissed.

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I just found this and I'm seriously considering doing it in April




If I'm going to exercise, there's going to be a turkey leg and beer stein at the end.

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Hold my beer and watch this...

I want a run where it's life threatening.

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"Counting all the assholes in the room, I'm definitely not alone!" ~ Michael Poulsen, Volbeat, Still Standing.

Oh look. Game 6 of the 1999 Stanley Cup final is on NHL network again. Lovely.

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Hold my beer and watch this...

Please call, X-pensfan. No child or animal deserves to live in those conditions.

Weird when people complain that traveling is exhausting. Those complaints are legitimate when jet lag and/or small children are involved, and I've experienced both, but if you're a passenger in a car without either of those factors, how on earth is it exhausting? You just sit there all day, especially if you don't have to worry about driving. ??? Even when I was little I never really understood that complaint. Once when I was about seven I called someone out for using it as an excuse to do absolutely nothing for the next few days.

I've always thought road trips were pure relaxation.

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Miles to go before I sleep

‎"Love knows not its own depth until the hour of separation."
-Khalil Gibran

How many animals did they have? We have six cats so I have to clean up cat puke often. The worst is when they do it in a non-visible spot and I don't notice for a while. Ugh.

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It's more, uh, fun to find mouse and bird remains scattered around the house. That doesn't happen anymore, but at my old house it was just like, "Why did you leave the heart there when you even ate the skeleton? COME ON!"

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Miles to go before I sleep

‎"Love knows not its own depth until the hour of separation."
-Khalil Gibran