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X-pensfan
PostPosted: Thu Aug 26, 2010 9:05 pm 
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I am going to call child services on a customer I had today. Young children in a house with dog shit EVERYWHERE. I swear a basement duecer looked like it was made by a human! I had to cover my mouth with my shirt while I was in there, and when I walked up from the basement this kid was asking me why I was doing that. That same kid kept saying "I love you" to me over and over again and nobody corrected him. It was fucking creepy. He seemed to really mean it. The upstairs had a small make shit (<<this was actually a typo, but I'm going to use it as a funny pun instead) bedroom, basically a mattress in a walk in closet with dog shit not even 5 feet away. They have a yard, and I swear there was more shit IN the house then outside of it.

You know, forgive me but I may have let shit like this pass (another grotesque pun) in the past, but not today not when there are young creepy kids involved! Mother sat on the couch (barely dressed and GROSS) texting while this teenager dude played video games in the only clean room in the house. I'm calling tomorrow and I'm sorry if you read all this and got sick.


if you dont follow up on this and let us know how this went, ill be pissed.



BnY I'm cable guy for Crapcast. HA! I finally found something I'm really good at = poop puns.

I don't think Child Services is going to get back to me about this, because I plan on complaining anonymously. I don't want my companies name to become involved with it in any way, because that could possibly put my job at risk. And quite frankly I don't want any bullshit in my life. So, basically I'm going to make the call, explain everything in detail-which yinz already got a steaming pile of-and leave it up to them.

But if anything else interesting comes up I'll be sure to share it. ;)


Remember doing the right thing is usually never the easy thing to do.


Thanks. I've struggled with this all day because I'm really naive when it comes to people, I want to believe people are good all the time. BUT when it comes to the possibility of child abuse I tend to get paranoid about people.

Another story from years ago was when I told a little old lady that she needed top clean up her house and call us back when she did so I could get to the cable lines to replace them. I was kind of a dick about it, the cat pee stench was fierce and there was stuff EVERYWHERE, I couldn't do my job! A couple weeks later guess who gets that call? Me. I go back and the place is much tidier, She explained to me that he daughter had passed away and she had become very depressed. That ripped the heart right out of me and since then I stopped judging people by the condition of their houses. But again, when there's little kids involved. Well, they got to get their shit together. Epic. Poop-pun!



Anyways....you call yet?



Yeap, it's done. I left them my number in case they had anymore questions and a lady called me and wanted to know if I had the residents name. I reluctantly went about getting the name for her and I asked her why she couldn't get it herself and she said she tried but couldn't find it. Anyways, I retold her everything and just emphasized the shitliness. I mean, the kids seemed kind of normal I guess, creepy doesn't automatically = abused. In my case it does but I digress :) .

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PostPosted: Thu Aug 26, 2010 9:11 pm 
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My Life Is Average was actually an amusing site for the first couple hundred pages.

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Today, I accidentally brushed my teeth twice in the morning, and was seven minutes late for my psychology class. I had some apple juice afterward, and then I went on the internet. MLIA

Today I really wanted some Pop Tarts. I went to the store to get some, but they were out of Raspberry, my favourite kind. I bought Strawberry instead, because Strawberry is almost as good as Raspberry. MLIA

Today after my morning classes were over I took a nap. Then I woke up for my afternoon class. I left 5 minutes early so I could stop to buy a snack on the way there. MLIA

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I read somewhere on MLIA that on 11/11/11 at 11:11pm they will make an epic wish. Just so you know the 11th of November next year (2011) is my Dad's 50th birthday. I'll make sure he blows out the candles of his cake at exactly 11:11pm. Now THAT will be epic. MLIA

Today I was packing up my things for my college dorm and thinking about Toy Story 3. As I got to packing my toys I was suddenly overwhelmed by guilt. I now have decided that my toys must come with me to college so they won't feel abandoned. MLIA

Today is my birthday and my friend is getting me play-doh. She let me choose the color. I chose green because it would be the best for making dinosaurs. MLIA


Obnoxious college kids got to it or something at some point early last year. Siiiiiigh. (Hint: if you have to try to be esoteric, you're doing it wrong.) It used to be exactly as advertised.

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I love this dude.

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My daughter just got picked up off a waiting list to start kindergarten in one of the best charter schools in LA.

I'm really stoked right now.
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From any command line:
telnet towel.blinkenlights.nl

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This one's been around forever, but it's still awesome. I've never watched it all the way through though.
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This one's been around forever, but it's still awesome. I've never watched it all the way through though.

Yeah I know...I haven't seen it for about 2 years and a friend just reminded me of it.

I've never made it past the first couple scenes myself :lol:

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Whilst doing more cleaning/packing, I have found a ton of letters I saved from people I, uh, "met" on the internet when I was 12-13. I'm friends with most of them on Facebook now. :lol: And there are plenty of letters from people who are now deceased. I am glad that I saved all of them.

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Well, I slept a total of 4 hours, but my roommates move in today...so I'm pretty excited for today. Kinda like Christmas, only they are bringing tampons instead of presents...

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I miss my girlfriend...

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Well, I slept a total of 4 hours, but my roommates move in today...so I'm pretty excited for today. Kinda like Christmas, only they are bringing tampons instead of presents...


Funny that you say that and mine were chilling right on top of that box :lol:

Now I know what happened to my tampon if some happen to go missing. :think:
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On my way to port huron MI and i discovered that the pandora app doubles as a very accurate radar detector!! thanks pandora!

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Stevie Ray Vaughan has been dead for 20 years today. :(

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My roommate keeps standing behind doors I'm about to open. So creepy!
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and putting soiled toilet paper in the garbage bin.

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I sent a critical message to Trumer Brauerei about using green bottles and how it's ruining their pilsner and their master brewer in Salzburg replied to me :)

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On my way to port huron MI and i discovered that the pandora app doubles as a very accurate radar detector!! thanks pandora!

How?

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On my way to port huron MI and i discovered that the pandora app doubles as a very accurate radar detector!! thanks pandora!


what are you doing in my neck of the woods? you hitting up 75 then taking 69 east? or going through ontario?

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On my way to port huron MI and i discovered that the pandora app doubles as a very accurate radar detector!! thanks pandora!

How?


i use a tapedeck connection with my iphone 3g, while listening to the pandora app. when the music stops, and you begin hearing a digitised clicking sound, a trap is right ahead.


it happened TWICE. as soon as i pass it the music came right back!

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