I'm tellin ya right now, one more snarky ass comment from someone in my family, my brother or sister especially, and I will be eating Thanksgiving dinner at the Chautauqua County holding center...for fucks sake, I didn't want to eat fast food for dinner, and they bust out the anorexic jokes, and get my mother all upset because I wont eat what she brought home...anybody ever think that I just don't want burgers and fries 3 times a week?

FUCKING EH!

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"She's like plan C after an 18 pack"

Squanto 7/27/2010

Muff cabbage.

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"Counting all the assholes in the room, I'm definitely not alone!" ~ Michael Poulsen, Volbeat, Still Standing.

that funeral was fucking brutal

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Was it supposed to be fun?

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"Counting all the assholes in the room, I'm definitely not alone!" ~ Michael Poulsen, Volbeat, Still Standing.

My brain's tired.

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i have an ability to shut my self off. and just not feel a thing. or fake it. everyone else was weeping and i stared straight ahead, not batting an eye. though i had a very hard time when the mom got up there, and couldnt control herself anymore and just kept apologizing over and over that she didnt protect her and blamed herself. the priest couldnt control himself either and started yelling and got extremely angry...

i dunno, my grandmas funeral, and my 16 year old cousins funeral were tough, but that funeral was hell on earth.

though, the stepmom tried to get the courts to allow her to go to the funeral. that would have ended badly.

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Wait the priest was angry at the mom?

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"Counting all the assholes in the room, I'm definitely not alone!" ~ Michael Poulsen, Volbeat, Still Standing.

no, just the situation.

a 2 and a half year old was abused, sexually assaulted, then murdered by the girls stepmother. were all angry. and im really trying to follow this whole "innocent until proven guilty" thing, but theres too much evidence. i know that family very well. and they are broken. ive never ever experienced something like that. i didnt know what to expect. i knew it would be sad, but i thought there would be a polished expression of emotion. there was nothing polished about that. its something ill NEVER forget.

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I love people. It's funny what people can say anonymously to you because of your actions over the internets, well Facebook.

I guess just complimenting some girl that she's pretty from a straight guy is being an absolute creep to some people. Because they don't realize I actually do know these people I'm friends with on Facebook, and I'm gonna be a rapist or something when I grow up too.

I guess I'm an absolute idiot then and don't know shit.

I have an idea of who it is still, it's one of probably two people.

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give me her fb, i'll be way creepier and make you look awesome by comparison.


"you have an inviting mouth-hole"

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Proud LGBTQQ Individual

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. I should give you the FB of the person that it is and let you really be a creep to her.

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its depressing to watch segments on the NHL network and see the sabres getting scored on...a lot...

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"That wasn't very nice...I do believe you killed my hat."

Driver of the FIRE LINDY RUFF Bandwagon since 2008.

Pondering whether or not I'm going to feel like killing people today after my shift is done at noon.

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Soooooo would it be acceptable to go to the midnight showing of Breaking Dawn, which is the last in the Twilight series, for the following reasons/under the assumption that the following actions will be carried out:
1. It is absolutely ridiculous. Look at a synopsis, seriously.
2. I will dress up as a Star Wars character. Probably Princess Leia.
3. I will mock the movie the entire time and crack up at entirely inappropriate moments (such as when Bella's progeny breaks her bones as it leaves her uterus).
4. I will give all 12-year-old and soccer mom fangirls side eye the whole evening.
5. There will be multiple people going, each dressed up as a character from Star Wars, Lord of the Rings, Harry Potter, etc.

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Miles to go before I sleep

‎"Love knows not its own depth until the hour of separation."
-Khalil Gibran

Don't ruin the movie experience for other people. Movies are expensive and it's so fucking annoying when someone (or a group) is (are) being (a) jackass(es). I saw Harry Potter the other day and these 15 year old girls thought it was hilarious to speak their minds during the movie. Not cool at all.

I'm the kind of person to turn around and tell loud moviegoers to shut the fuck up or I'm locating an usher to remove them. Seriously, movies cost money and I'm not gonna let some random jackass ruin the experience for me.

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mechaphil

You can do that, though, because you are a self-imposing person. I am unthreatening and not very scary.

Haha yea being big has its benefits. For you, I suggest brass knuckles haha

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mechaphil

2, 4, 5 are hilarious. 3 is a bit douchey.

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Proud LGBTQQ Individual

I endorse your plan, save step 3. Why even waste the money then if you're likely to get kicked out and waste all the time preparing every other step?

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mechaphil