I fucking hate yahoo mail. I mean is there anything slower and shittier?

_________________

usps?

_________________
Check out my website: http://www.artistzero.com

"That wasn't very nice...I do believe you killed my hat."

Driver of the FIRE LINDY RUFF Bandwagon since 2008.

Ales Kotalik?

_________________
"She's like plan C after an 18 pack"

Squanto 7/27/2010

Jay's sex performance???

Joke. I kid I kid.

_________________
"Counting all the assholes in the room, I'm definitely not alone!" ~ Michael Poulsen, Volbeat, Still Standing.

Me in bed is like an at bat against Cliff Lee, low expectations, fast moving balls, and it's usually over in 3 or fewer throws...

_________________
"She's like plan C after an 18 pack"

Squanto 7/27/2010

Just watched an episode of the HBO Penguins/Capitals documentary and it was awesome. And every other word was some form of "fuck" haha... A must watch for any hockey fan.

_________________
"Do not go where the path may lead, go instead where there is no path and leave a trail." - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Hockey Night in Buffalo

You gotta be fuckin kidding me, all hockey players fucking do is say fuck. It's a fuckin Johke, completely fucking vulgar, and un-fucking-believable that a company with a sterling reputation like HBO would fucking put this fuck-fest on...

_________________
"She's like plan C after an 18 pack"

Squanto 7/27/2010

i play hockey as quietly as i act in life haha

_________________
Proud LGBTQQ Individual

After playing tonight I've realized that I have a pretty foul mouth in my floor hockey league.

_________________
Check out Fast Super Cars, Car Tuning, and WNY Sports

Twitter - @Ryan911T - @MotoExposure

I played tonight, scored my first ever goal, also I'm a defensmen so I'm not suppose to score. And it was AWESOME. The feeling is great, I now know why Ovechkin celebrates like that after every goal.

And after the game, the girl on our team said we could go out and skate and shoot more pucks into the nets. It was awesome, an hour of free ice, well even longer if you stayed. That never happens. It was awesome. My legs are killing me know, but damn was scoring a goal awesome and then skating afterwords.

_________________

Haha, between inline and floor hockey I have 47 career goals between preseason, regular season, and playoffs. I remember all of my first goals.

My first ever hockey goal was in the 2009 preseason. I was screening in front of the net and deflected a pass five hole like I'd been doing it all my life.

A few games later, I had my first goal on an actual shot on a two on one coming in off the left wing. Took the pass and wired it top left corner.

My first regular season goal game on a three on two. I was the trailer, took the pass, and just threw it at the net. The goalie got screened and never saw it.

Then my first playoff goal was that same season. I win the faceoff in the right circle, the winger dumped the puck into the corner, I went and got it, and threw it on net just a few feet in front of the goal line. I actually have it on video, I'll upload it in a minute, haha.

_________________
Proud LGBTQQ Individual

_________________
Proud LGBTQQ Individual

Nice, I had a few chances to get one a few times in other games, but I got lucky enough to get it tonight. I only started playing hockey in the Summer. It was still awesome. I hope to get more in the future, I still need to work on my stickhandling and shot still.

It was a center ice faceoff, and the puck ended up going to the left of the centers in the neutral zone. I picked up the puck, carried it into the zone to the left of a few players to outskate them, got to the circle close to the dot, fired off the shot, went in on the guys 5-hole.

I first thought it was stopped, but skated around the goal and it was in.

_________________

most of my goals have been five hole. inline goalies cheat a bit to cover more net because they can't slide as easily, and I'm just not that good of a shot anywas.

_________________
Proud LGBTQQ Individual

I may be the worst guy in the world to play against in floor/bar league hockey. I'm always chirping after the whistle, cursing up a storm, gettin in the guy across from mines head, fucking with goalies...I'm essentially Sean Avery minus the purse.

I still say my best moment came last weekend when after the whistle I grabbed my opponents stick and tossed it to their goalie, because their goalie was bitching that I slapped his stick away from him...which I did. So I grabbed one of his forward's stick, and tossed it to the goalie and said "Jesus Christ just use this, you big pussy"

_________________
"She's like plan C after an 18 pack"

Squanto 7/27/2010

it's all political
if my music is literal
and I'm a criminal
how the fuck could I raise a little girl
I couldn't
I wouldn't be fit to
You're full of shit, too, Guerrera
That was a fist that hit you


I like listening to Eminem when annoyed at the entire world.

_________________
Miles to go before I sleep

‎"Love knows not its own depth until the hour of separation."
-Khalil Gibran

Just got my Final Grades for the semester:

World Revolutions: B+
American Govt & Econ: A-
New York State History: B
Contemporary US English:B

Missed deans list by .15 GPA points, and missed a B+ in NYS History by 2 points...FUCKING EH!

Oh well 3.25 for the semester, I'm happy.

_________________
"She's like plan C after an 18 pack"

Squanto 7/27/2010

Oh Jay, I still laugh at that story.

_________________

So the art teacher at my son's school has a thick German accent...holy fuck did I misunderstand him today!! He said:

" Your son is a eunuch boy right? You're eunuch too....I like you."

what he meant: "Your son is a...uh...unique boy right? (As in don't you agree?) You're unique too...I like you."

We were talking about how I started art school very young and am having a show soon...hahaha! He was simply telling me that my son was a better than average artist and I was as well. He aparently has seen mywork and likes it. Man was I lost for a few!

_________________