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PostPosted: Thu Dec 30, 2010 7:30 pm 
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Snowing like crazy here. Basically means that we won't be going anywhere since Buffalo has more plows than the whole state of Colorado. Hey assholes....we live in the mountains here....may want to prepare for this shit.

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PostPosted: Thu Dec 30, 2010 11:26 pm 
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My 11- and 13-year-old cousins grew up overnight... I still always expect them to be little girls, but uhh. Guess that's what I get for not living here for so long. They were four and two when I really spent time around them lol.

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severe thunderstorm on the way :)

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PostPosted: Fri Dec 31, 2010 4:21 pm 
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So my neighbor and my mentally retarded neighbor were yelling at each other. The one said he was gon nock da fuck outta da mentally retarded guy. So, since the guy yelling at the mentally retarded guy started it and is a complete douche nozzle, I might have to go out there if something happens.

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PostPosted: Fri Dec 31, 2010 4:44 pm 
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Take out his knee caps and piss all over him while he’s rolling around and bleeding on the ground!

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PostPosted: Fri Dec 31, 2010 5:30 pm 
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Slice his Achilles tendon.

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No need for violence, just tell her she's got a game misconduct and show her the door.

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As I said in the GDT, the call on Rivet was horseshit. The Bruins player was holding onto Rivet's stick like it was the last fucking raft on the Titanic.


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PostPosted: Fri Dec 31, 2010 5:32 pm 
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I don't get what the point is to arguing with a mentally retarded person? The guy would never ever do anything bad... But you're going to call him a faggot and say you're going to knock him out, you better be prepared to get attacked by someone else.

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PostPosted: Fri Dec 31, 2010 5:37 pm 
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Cut the back of his knee then. Or cut off his kneecap.

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No need for violence, just tell her she's got a game misconduct and show her the door.

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As I said in the GDT, the call on Rivet was horseshit. The Bruins player was holding onto Rivet's stick like it was the last fucking raft on the Titanic.


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PostPosted: Fri Dec 31, 2010 9:35 pm 
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It won't be 2010 in a few years. This might be the first time I've looked back on a year full of contempt lol.

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PostPosted: Fri Dec 31, 2010 10:03 pm 
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Cut the back of his knee then. Or cut off his kneecap.

i would go with the ears, because it would show him how it would feel to have an almost permant handicap

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Yes sick on new years eve is just what I wanted.

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All my friends have lives at home and are out at parties tonight. Nobody to talk to online. :( :P It's weird that if we all lived around each other I would actually be invited to something. Still not used to having friends... probably never will be lol.

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I want French Toast Crunch, but it has not existed in the US of A since the '90s. :(

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So, my 3 year old was "organizing" left over coupons and I made a comment about how she was going to be my first one to get married. She jumped right in and said, "No, I'm not getting married. I'm not kissing anyone. I'm just going to walk away." And my husband shouts from the livingroom, "That's right. Good remembering what I told you."


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Just found my Lincoln Logs from when I was a kid and built an extreme fort to protect the cowboys from those savage Indians.

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Found a killer recipe for Beef on Weck!

Gonna start my roast beast in the slow cooker tomorrow morning so it'll be ready for when I get home from hockey. Just missing authentic weck rolls, but found the closest thing I could and doctored them up with salt and yes, I has horseradish and extra beer in the fridge.

This. Is. Gonna. Be. AWESOME!

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In games when I wear my homemade retro Sabres inspired pantshell-look-a-like-gym shorts, I'm 4-1.

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AudSabres wrote:
Found a killer recipe for Beef on Weck!

Gonna start my roast beast in the slow cooker tomorrow morning so it'll be ready for when I get home from hockey. Just missing authentic weck rolls, but found the closest thing I could and doctored them up with salt and yes, I has horseradish and extra beer in the fridge.

This. Is. Gonna. Be. AWESOME!


And now I'm craving Beef on Weck hardcore.

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My fryer broke....and no one in Colorado makes good wings. shit fuck

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