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PostPosted: Wed Jan 26, 2011 5:25 pm 
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My brother, who is now eleven, wrote this a few years ago:

Once upon a time there was a turkey. It was a great huge turkey. He had a friend. It was a squirrel. His name was Peter Pan. The turkey's name was Matt. They liked to play together. It's Thanksgiving day! But the squirrel had nothing to eat. Oh no! I have to eat my friend Matt. He roasted ears of corn. I have to eat you Matt I'm sorry.

What a masterpiece.

Hahaha I love kids.

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My buddy's girlfriend just talks and talks and talks and talks and talks and talks and talks and talks and talks and talks.

It drives me insane.

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If Miller and Myers were playing like they did last year, we'd probably be over 500 right now.

If I had decided to jerk off instead, I probably wouldn't be paying child support...


"Grier coming in over the line. He leaves it to Gaustad. The shot. THEY SCOOOREE!! RING UP ANOTHER ONE FOR THE GOOSE!!! HONK IF YA HEAR THE GOOSE!! 3-0 BUFFALO!"


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sabresrocker56 wrote:
My buddy's girlfriend just talks and talks and talks and talks and talks and talks and talks and talks and talks and talks.

It drives me insane.


my friends wife does the same. except its all about her, and she tells stories that NO ONE cares about. itll be like just the guys, and shell tag along, and completely hijack every conversation.

gosh, when she was pregnant, it was so bad, i could no longer tolerate it. when i broke/fractured my wrist over the summer, people were asking me how it felt right after (it fuckin hurt, how do you think it feels?) and yet, she went on about her previous injuries.

i understand the irony of this, because i love telling stories about myself and such. so i sometimes will do the same things, but not like she does. drives me mad.

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Yesterday in my bio lab I worked with a kid named Michael Ryan.

MIKE RYAN

THE GUY'S NAME WAS MIKE RYAN

i died a little on the inside i found it so hysterical.

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fly as hale
PostPosted: Thu Jan 27, 2011 12:20 am 
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Haha...I forgot about Mike Ryan. He had one awesome Boston accent.

There was a kid in my Visual Media class last year named Bobby Orr.

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My classes this semester are going to be fantastic. Welcome break from last semester! Aaaaand my friends want me to take pictures at their wedding, and I am scared of messing it up. :?

H0CKEYisL0VEx24 wrote:
Yesterday in my bio lab I worked with a kid named Michael Ryan.

MIKE RYAN

THE GUY'S NAME WAS MIKE RYAN

i died a little on the inside i found it so hysterical.


There's more than one Ryan Miller that goes to my school. It's great.

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No need for violence, just tell her she's got a game misconduct and show her the door.

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Fuck yea, I got called into a second interview at Best Buy tomorrow.

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No need for violence, just tell her she's got a game misconduct and show her the door.

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As I said in the GDT, the call on Rivet was horseshit. The Bruins player was holding onto Rivet's stick like it was the last fucking raft on the Titanic.


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PostPosted: Fri Jan 28, 2011 1:39 am 
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Two of my classes this semester are going to be full of awesome.

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PostPosted: Fri Jan 28, 2011 2:08 am 
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ironyisadeadscene wrote:
sabresrocker56 wrote:
My buddy's girlfriend just talks and talks and talks and talks and talks and talks and talks and talks and talks and talks.

It drives me insane.


my friends wife does the same. except its all about her, and she tells stories that NO ONE cares about. itll be like just the guys, and shell tag along, and completely hijack every conversation.

gosh, when she was pregnant, it was so bad, i could no longer tolerate it. when i broke/fractured my wrist over the summer, people were asking me how it felt right after (it fuckin hurt, how do you think it feels?) and yet, she went on about her previous injuries.

i understand the irony of this, because i love telling stories about myself and such. so i sometimes will do the same things, but not like she does. drives me mad.

It's not only that. I'm currently dorming at Canisius and he is my suitemate. She lives two floors above us and they spend every second of the day together they are not in class. If they're apart for five minutes, it's like they haven't seen each other for years when they see each other again. If me and him play a game or two of NHL she acts like she's being ignored even though if he's not doing that they're cuddling/making out on the couch. That drives me more insane because there is no consideration for others in the room. Honestly, they both mean a lot to me, but holy hell they do not have the slightest ounce of discretion or consideration sometimes. They live tow floors apart and she's making a big deal about sleeping in her own bed tonight. Jesus tap dancing Christ, it's not the end of the world!

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Sabres2Sabres wrote:
If Miller and Myers were playing like they did last year, we'd probably be over 500 right now.

If I had decided to jerk off instead, I probably wouldn't be paying child support...


"Grier coming in over the line. He leaves it to Gaustad. The shot. THEY SCOOOREE!! RING UP ANOTHER ONE FOR THE GOOSE!!! HONK IF YA HEAR THE GOOSE!! 3-0 BUFFALO!"


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Feeling kinda bad about this....

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09:01:02 up 1206 days, 22:20, 2 users, load average: 0.32, 0.08, 0.02
[root@feed03 ~]# sync
[root@feed03 ~]# reboot

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the challenger shuttle disintegrated during lift off 25 years ago today.

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I got a job at Best Buy.

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No need for violence, just tell her she's got a game misconduct and show her the door.

Rud wrote:
As I said in the GDT, the call on Rivet was horseshit. The Bruins player was holding onto Rivet's stick like it was the last fucking raft on the Titanic.


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I got a job at Best Buy.


That's great to hear!

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Just got to pass the background check and drug test, which I should.

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No need for violence, just tell her she's got a game misconduct and show her the door.

Rud wrote:
As I said in the GDT, the call on Rivet was horseshit. The Bruins player was holding onto Rivet's stick like it was the last fucking raft on the Titanic.


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How do I begin to explain Regina George.
Regina George is flawless.
I hear her hairs insured for $10,000.
I hear she does car commercials...in Japan..
Her favorite movie is Varsity Blues.
One time she met John Stamos on a plane..
and he told her she was pretty...
One time she punched me in the face...it was awesome.


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acrossthelines wrote:
My brother, who is now eleven, wrote this a few years ago:

Once upon a time there was a turkey. It was a great huge turkey. He had a friend. It was a squirrel. His name was Peter Pan. The turkey's name was Matt. They liked to play together. It's Thanksgiving day! But the squirrel had nothing to eat. Oh no! I have to eat my friend Matt. He roasted ears of corn. I have to eat you Matt I'm sorry.

What a masterpiece.

Simply brilliant! A masterful depiction of post-20th century western society.

Thanksgivings normally give us very warm memories, but for the squirrel this Thanksgiving represents an end of innocence. Life used to be simple and easy for the squirrel, but now he has to make some hard, grown up choices. In order to feed his family, he will have to betray a friend. He never had to make a choice like this before. Times are tough these days, which is reprersented by the squirrel having nothing to eat. This is cleeeeaaaarrrrrrly a scathing, incendiary commentary on the plight of the middle class today. The reader will also find it particularly poignant that the story concludes with the word "sorry", thereby expressing the regret we are collectively experiencing as a result of the collapse of the housing bubble. Brilliant!

(lol)

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my sister knows peter worrell, so she got me an autograph. bitchin!

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So I found out my wrist shot is 41.2mph today. And that was using a Jr sized stick without any tape on it.

I know I could do better. But that's really not bad at all.

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No need for violence, just tell her she's got a game misconduct and show her the door.

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As I said in the GDT, the call on Rivet was horseshit. The Bruins player was holding onto Rivet's stick like it was the last fucking raft on the Titanic.


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