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peteythedancingsabre
PostPosted: Sat Jan 29, 2011 2:49 am 
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i loooooooove everyone and mel you are aewsome and i love you too. and i love. love love. LOVE. everyone. and regina spektor is better than regina george mel and i love you too. love an dhappiness and flowers. and happy. HAPPYNESS. i love you mel. :) you too beth and jay i fyou see this. LOVE. <3


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My brother, who is now eleven, wrote this a few years ago:

Once upon a time there was a turkey. It was a great huge turkey. He had a friend. It was a squirrel. His name was Peter Pan. The turkey's name was Matt. They liked to play together. It's Thanksgiving day! But the squirrel had nothing to eat. Oh no! I have to eat my friend Matt. He roasted ears of corn. I have to eat you Matt I'm sorry.

What a masterpiece.

Simply brilliant! A masterful depiction of post-20th century western society.

Thanksgivings normally give us very warm memories, but for the squirrel this Thanksgiving represents an end of innocence. Life used to be simple and easy for the squirrel, but now he has to make some hard, grown up choices. In order to feed his family, he will have to betray a friend. He never had to make a choice like this before. Times are tough these days, which is reprersented by the squirrel having nothing to eat. This is cleeeeaaaarrrrrrly a scathing, incendiary commentary on the plight of the middle class today. The reader will also find it particularly poignant that the story concludes with the word "sorry", thereby expressing the regret we are collectively experiencing as a result of the collapse of the housing bubble. Brilliant!

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BSing College Essays 101 hahaha

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PostPosted: Sat Jan 29, 2011 3:40 pm 
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peteythedancingsabre wrote:
i loooooooove everyone and mel you are aewsome and i love you too. and i love. love love. LOVE. everyone. and regina spektor is better than regina george mel and i love you too. love an dhappiness and flowers. and happy. HAPPYNESS. i love you mel. :) you too beth and jay i fyou see this. LOVE. <3



oh youuuuuu.
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peteythedancingsabre
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motzie12ak wrote:
peteythedancingsabre wrote:
i loooooooove everyone and mel you are aewsome and i love you too. and i love. love love. LOVE. everyone. and regina spektor is better than regina george mel and i love you too. love an dhappiness and flowers. and happy. HAPPYNESS. i love you mel. :) you too beth and jay i fyou see this. LOVE. <3



oh youuuuuu.
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I should not be allowed on the internet sometimes... haha. But I really do love you. :)


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acrossthelines
PostPosted: Sat Jan 29, 2011 8:17 pm 
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Ordered Amnesia for a friend's birthday, but I want to play it, too. Hee hee.

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Melly317
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No matter what is said or done, certain things just feel like they are more important. :/

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The movie Crash is one awful movie

Why do you say that?

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The movie Crash is one awful movie


i thought the same thing when i saw sandra bullock was in it. but the movie seems good enough to overcome her.

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This is a great photo. I wouldn't want an ear key ring for the earring pun, but throw in the Van Gogh reference and it is golden.

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I really can't put into words what happened last night...but I'm fairly certain I was taken advantage of by a woman of loose morals...

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:( :( :(

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I really can't put into words what happened last night...but I'm fairly certain I was taken advantage of by a woman of loose morals...

are you complaining or celebrating?

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anger, hellfire, sexist!

can we just make modern feminist a synonym for male chauvinist?

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Wozniak wrote:
jvaccaro6 wrote:
I really can't put into words what happened last night...but I'm fairly certain I was taken advantage of by a woman of loose morals...

are you complaining or celebrating?


Ever wake up, and look at the person next to you, and be like, "Why are you here?"

Well that's similar as to what happened. Awkward to say the least

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My friend and I both had rules against us added to our school's dress codes after our freshman years of high school. Score. Hers was no spikes on jewelry or black nail polish; mine was no fishnets. Private schools FTW.

I don't miss high school lol. It does feel pretty great to have them put a rule in the handbook specifically targeted at something that only you have worn for the past year, though.

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Melly317
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going shopping instead of studying, I think I will :D

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peteythedancingsabre
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In my school, they created a rule that you couldn't dye your hair any unnatural color, because my brother dyed his hair green and they deemed it a "distraction".

I also remember, when I was there in elementary school, we had this thing called work detail. Basically, it was like detention, only we had to clean classrooms and stuff. They were supposed to be punishment, but one time me and a couple of my friends got to do work detail for one of the coolest teachers in the school. We had so much fun that we didn't want to stop doing work detail and go back to class. After that, they got rid of work detail, and just had detentions and stuff. They also used to punish people by making them drink a spoon full of hot sauce. I'm not sure when or why that stopped though, but I'm glad it did. I was never hot sauced though, thankfully.


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