This is the tale, of Captain Jack Sparrow...

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"Call a cop he robbed Delmore blind!!!"
Rick Jeanerette after Marty Biron's diving save back in 2000.

"I'm going to go to the spa and have a hot tub and massage and relax," Miller said. "That's it, and it's back to work tomorrow." Ryan Miller after clinching the North East division.

That was pretty funny.

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Twitter - @Ryan911T - @MotoExposure

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Check out my website: http://www.artistzero.com

"That wasn't very nice...I do believe you killed my hat."

Driver of the FIRE LINDY RUFF Bandwagon since 2008.

I should be sleeping since I have to get up early, but I'm thinking too much to sleep.

So I love my SE16 stick. Only thing I do now is shoot really high as it is a much more open curve then what I used to have.

So light which is still amazing. Played a game with it again yesterday night.

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The Sheila Divine is back together (I KNOW!) and playing at the harbor on 8/4!

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mechaphil

LOL ashton kutcher is taking over charlie sheens spot in two and a half men.

that shows gonna last a whole 6 weeks.

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How ironic, Sheen's arrival on a sitcom (Spin City) drastically reduced its quality, and now his departure is going to do the same thing.

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Proud LGBTQQ Individual

that is ironic.

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I own all eight available seasons of Two and a Half Men. I don't think it's great TV, but I think it's pretty funny and I find it to be really relaxing to watch.

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Proud LGBTQQ Individual

I really don't like electric razors

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Immigrant (Costa Rica) mom downstairs in my house right now waxing poetic about how awesome the US is...This country is a very good thing.
The idea of "America" is a powerful force. #perspective

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Hold my beer and watch this...

I got a Kindle for my birthday, along with a gift card so that I can buy some books for it. I have absolutely no idea what books I should buy, but I'm super excited for all of the possibilities.

last night a woman peed in one of the fitting rooms in my store. her son while she was in the fitting room asked us where the bathroom is.. and before she left she ran outta the fitting room and asked us where the bathroom was, then darted out of the store. one of the girls that works there goes to let a person in the fitting room and freaks out. there was pee on the bench, floor, AND ON THE wall.

she also ditched her dirty, wet underwear.



i had to clean everything up.

This right here is pretty disgusting, unfortunate and actually amazing all at once.

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If it's a tight squeeze, spit on it! - NyI

He's a middling AHL player who had the good fortune of a drunk arbitrator. - The Squanto re: Tim Kennedy

you still have the underwear... or whats the story on that?

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Trying to figure out this twitter stuff for work.

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Just watched the new Doctor Who, the guy who plays Rory is REALLY good at being a fucked up old guy. Holy shit. It's like an hour later and I'm still stuck on the like 30 seconds when he explained what just happened. Makes more sense if you watched it, sorry. :S

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"Call a cop he robbed Delmore blind!!!"
Rick Jeanerette after Marty Biron's diving save back in 2000.

"I'm going to go to the spa and have a hot tub and massage and relax," Miller said. "That's it, and it's back to work tomorrow." Ryan Miller after clinching the North East division.

What a good episode. One of the best of the Matt Smith era. And the 10th Doctor's console made an appearance!

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mechaphil

I thought it was just an alright episode, beyond the TARDIS being sexy.

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