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ironyisadeadscene
PostPosted: Sun Jun 26, 2011 9:49 pm 
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i find that option likely unlikely to ever work. my friends and i are discussing putting our hours and hours of stories on paper for others to read.

every story we tell starts out with "remember the time we got shit faced... and?"

however, im 27 as of yesterday. i cant keep pretending in 21. my body is beginning to show its had better days and it doesnt look appealing that my goal in life is to get shitty to create fun and funny times. although drunk go-karting this weekend was awesome as hell.

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nice

i have an job interview at a theatre on thursday :)

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iOS 5 is gonna be AMAZING!!!!

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PostPosted: Tue Jun 28, 2011 10:31 am 
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Skyline_BNR34 wrote:
iOS 5 is gonna be AMAZING!!!!


Agreed. I'm quite excited.


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Markus wrote:
Skyline_BNR34 wrote:
iOS 5 is gonna be AMAZING!!!!


Agreed. I'm quite excited.

i hacked it and am using it on my ipad... not all shits and giggles yet...

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Transformers 3 was surprisingly not like like watching an abortion...but be warned, outside of half of Chicago blowing up, its dumb as shit. if you see it just turn your brain off.

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A commercial...
BLACK PEOPLE MEET.COM

WTF?!

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so fuckin annoyed. today, i powerwashed and finished someones deck. i got some cash, so i decided to get a new filter for my 30 gallon tank that has reynolds the salamander in there. i also decided, since it was dirty, id by some snails. snails clean. so i buy 3. i had them 4 hours, and reynolds the asshole salamander decided to eat them. WTF REYNOLDS?!

and now hes all sick cause he ate too much. dumbass.

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ironyisadeadscene wrote:
so fuckin annoyed. today, i powerwashed and finished someones deck. i got some cash, so i decided to get a new filter for my 30 gallon tank that has reynolds the salamander in there. i also decided, since it was dirty, id by some snails. snails clean. so i buy 3. i had them 4 hours, and reynolds the asshole salamander decided to eat them. WTF REYNOLDS?!

and now hes all sick cause he ate too much. dumbass.

im sorry, that made me laugh.

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Wozniak wrote:
ironyisadeadscene wrote:
so fuckin annoyed. today, i powerwashed and finished someones deck. i got some cash, so i decided to get a new filter for my 30 gallon tank that has reynolds the salamander in there. i also decided, since it was dirty, id by some snails. snails clean. so i buy 3. i had them 4 hours, and reynolds the asshole salamander decided to eat them. WTF REYNOLDS?!

and now hes all sick cause he ate too much. dumbass.

im sorry, that made me laugh.


Me too. :lol:

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My ringtone is now Metallica's cover of The Imperial March. yeah son.

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My ringtone is now Metallica's cover of The Imperial March. yeah son.

i think i love you.

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PostPosted: Thu Jun 30, 2011 12:40 pm 
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MOTHER FUCKER HE ATE SOME MORE I BOUGHT!

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MOTHER FUCKER HE ATE SOME MORE I BOUGHT!

then stop buying them...

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Wozniak wrote:
ironyisadeadscene wrote:
MOTHER FUCKER HE ATE SOME MORE I BOUGHT!

then stop buying them...


my tank needs a community of snails to keep the tank clean. ive had some in there with no problem, now hes all hellbent on eating them. good thing i didnt buy that crayfish i was gonna.

im gonna steal some mussels from the lake and see if i can catch some snails. that way, if he eats em, who cares.

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Squanto
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Mentioned on Facebook yesterday that I was going to Shakespeare In The Park last night. Went with a bunch of friends that I hang out with every Wednesday. Turned out not to be as bad as I thought; such events are not normally my thing.

Got a text from my ex at 12:30am saying my Facebook status made her 'very mad'.

My statuses from yesterday :

"Shakespeare In The Park for the first time ever. Should be....interesting."
"Not gonna lie. Shakespeare In The Park was WAY better than I thought it would be."

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sounds like she is trying to create some drama. i know that game.

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Squanto wrote:
Mentioned on Facebook yesterday that I was going to Shakespeare In The Park last night. Went with a bunch of friends that I hang out with every Wednesday. Turned out not to be as bad as I thought; such events are not normally my thing.

Got a text from my ex at 12:30am saying my Facebook status made her 'very mad'.

My statuses from yesterday :

"Shakespeare In The Park for the first time ever. Should be....interesting."
"Not gonna lie. Shakespeare In The Park was WAY better than I thought it would be."

What. The. Eff.

LOL that's funny.

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BlueandYellow wrote:
Squanto wrote:
Mentioned on Facebook yesterday that I was going to Shakespeare In The Park last night. Went with a bunch of friends that I hang out with every Wednesday. Turned out not to be as bad as I thought; such events are not normally my thing.

Got a text from my ex at 12:30am saying my Facebook status made her 'very mad'.

My statuses from yesterday :

"Shakespeare In The Park for the first time ever. Should be....interesting."
"Not gonna lie. Shakespeare In The Park was WAY better than I thought it would be."

What. The. Eff.

LOL that's funny.



In all fairness your facebook status made me pretty mad too...I didn't know you had turned gay...why do I always have to find out on facebook?! :lol:

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Hey man, I thought it would suck too, but there was a LOT of trim there.

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