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acrossthelines
PostPosted: Wed Jul 20, 2011 2:43 pm 
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peteythedancingsabre wrote:
Nosebleeds are the worst. I had like.. 5 nosebleeds in one day after I got my wisdom teeth out, because the surgeon messed up horribly when he tried getting one of the teeth out. Prior to that, I'm pretty sure I had only had one nosebleed in my entire life. Since then, I'm not eager to repeat the experience. Could yours be a weird sinus issue, if it's bleeding that much?


Probably. I do have a nasty head cold at the moment, camping in my sinuses.

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so a girl told me her pepper spray is expired. i always wanted to see what happened with this stuff, so i sprayed myself. in the eyes. that shit DOES NOT EXPIRE. fuck that, my eyes burned for a long time. milk did not work. at all.

You realize that a company that makes anything that expires has to account for the "factor of safety". You know, like if testing shows your grenades start exploding on their own for no reason after 2 years, you put an expiration date of 1 year on there.

When things reach their expiration date, it's not like the product says, "Oh look! We expire today! Better shit the bed right now." It's like your milk. You can drink it a few days past the expiration date.

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I like swimming especially when you can go when ever you want. who cares if it is cold, it was far worse when the pipes froze at school and we still had practice.

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Montalo
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psychemedisabrefan wrote:
I like swimming especially when you can go when ever you want. who cares if it is cold, it was far worse when the pipes froze at school and we still had practice.

we practiced in snowstorms so bad it was impossible to get to school, during power outages and all that jazz

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PostPosted: Thu Jul 21, 2011 11:09 am 
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Montalo wrote:
psychemedisabrefan wrote:
I like swimming especially when you can go when ever you want. who cares if it is cold, it was far worse when the pipes froze at school and we still had practice.

we practiced in snowstorms so bad it was impossible to get to school, during power outages and all that jazz


Same Here. us swimmers are quite crazy eh

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PostPosted: Thu Jul 21, 2011 11:34 am 
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Well I walked up hill both ways to dog sledding lessons over shards of glass and baby tears.

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ksquier89
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Why do you park in a drive way and drive on a parkway?

BTW I have no idea why I have put off posting on here for so long. I always followed on here and on the Sabres homepage forum but just never got into posting myself.


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Why do you park in a drive way and drive on a parkway?

BTW I have no idea why I have put off posting on here for so long. I always followed on here and on the Sabres homepage forum but just never got into posting myself.

Why do we play at a recital yet recite at a play?

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Montalo
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psychemedisabrefan wrote:
Montalo wrote:
psychemedisabrefan wrote:
I like swimming especially when you can go when ever you want. who cares if it is cold, it was far worse when the pipes froze at school and we still had practice.

we practiced in snowstorms so bad it was impossible to get to school, during power outages and all that jazz


Same Here. us swimmers are quite crazy eh

my senior year could have went a shitload better, but whatever

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had a water balloon fight outside of the bar tonight, and our friend passed out freeze pops to everyone while he was djing/ everyone was dancing, too. totally made tonight one of those summer nights that are only in movies.


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I have a mission for anyone in the 716, should they choose to accept it. At the Bisons game tomorrow, the first 4000 fans will receive a replica of the Aud! If anyone is going and happens to not want their replica or can possibly snag an extra one, I'm willing to take one off their hands for a fee plus shipping! It would be MUCH appreciated!

lol, I actually just sat here and tried to justify that we could do a weekend trip to Buffalo just to get one of these, but the Mrs. thinks it is too short notice :P

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peteythedancingsabre
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I smell like ocean and it's really nice.


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fred penner's place.

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FUCK I HATE SCHOOL!!!! I NEED A GOD DAMN BREAK!!!!!

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NYIntensity
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peteythedancingsabre wrote:
I smell like ocean and it's really nice.

hahahahaha.....

I was quick-scrolling through the page, and read this as:

"I smell cocaine and it's really nice"

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Holy fucking fuck...Boyes couldn't suck a dick if it landed in his mouth.


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NYIntensity wrote:
peteythedancingsabre wrote:
I smell like ocean and it's really nice.

hahahahaha.....

I was quick-scrolling through the page, and read this as:

"I smell cocaine and it's really nice"

Did Charley Sheen make an account?

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Leaving for California in twelve days! (via California Zephyr train route, so I won't be there for fourteen :P ) FINALLY. The reason I worked so much all summer is almost here WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!

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I had a very hot little 22 year old try to get me to come home with her tonight. Man it is tempting when I'm 32 but I had to say no and be a good boy. Fuck was she hot...and she had a perfect pre-kids little butt. You married guys feel my pain.

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I haven't got cell service in my house for two days and Sprint is clueless.....ugh

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I had a very hot little 22 year old try to get me to come home with her tonight. Man it is tempting when I'm 32 but I had to say no and be a good boy. Fuck was she hot...and she had a perfect pre-kids little butt. You married guys feel my pain.

Would you be a bad boy if you took pictures and got some "relief at home" ?

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