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Strong chance I'm going to hell after last night


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You're going to have to add more to this story. I'm intrigued.

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ironyisadeadscene wrote:
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Strong chance I'm going to hell after last night


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You're going to have to add more to this story. I'm intrigued.



umm, basically, I had a girl in my bed who has a boyfriend. things were done...I mean I'm not too mad about it, but same time, kinda feel like I'd be pissed if I was the jackhole who's girlfriend was being railed while he has no clue about it.

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jvaccaro6 wrote:
NYIntensity wrote:
You're going to have to add more to this story. I'm intrigued.



umm, basically, I had a girl in my bed who has a boyfriend. things were done...I mean I'm not too mad about it, but same time, kinda feel like I'd be pissed if I was the jackhole who's girlfriend was being railed while he has no clue about it.


eh, i banged a girl this summer who had a boyfriend. i didnt know till afterwards. and i was drunk.

now, when she gave me a blowie last weekend, yeah, kinda an asshole move. whatever, i was sleeping off a drunk, she came and found me, she initiated it. what, am i supposed to stop her when my wiener is tickling the back of her throat?

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CriminallyVu1gar wrote:
ironyisadeadscene wrote:
jvaccaro6 wrote:
Strong chance I'm going to hell after last night


see ya there


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hahaha! sounds good to me!

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hope you guys like keystone dirty thirtys!

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ironyisadeadscene wrote:
jvaccaro6 wrote:
NYIntensity wrote:
You're going to have to add more to this story. I'm intrigued.



umm, basically, I had a girl in my bed who has a boyfriend. things were done...I mean I'm not too mad about it, but same time, kinda feel like I'd be pissed if I was the jackhole who's girlfriend was being railed while he has no clue about it.


eh, i banged a girl this summer who had a boyfriend. i didnt know till afterwards. and i was drunk.

now, when she gave me a blowie last weekend, yeah, kinda an asshole move. whatever, i was sleeping off a drunk, she came and found me, she initiated it. what, am i supposed to stop her when my wiener is tickling the back of her throat?


cum

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BlueandYellow wrote:
ironyisadeadscene wrote:
jvaccaro6 wrote:
NYIntensity wrote:
You're going to have to add more to this story. I'm intrigued.



umm, basically, I had a girl in my bed who has a boyfriend. things were done...I mean I'm not too mad about it, but same time, kinda feel like I'd be pissed if I was the jackhole who's girlfriend was being railed while he has no clue about it.


eh, i banged a girl this summer who had a boyfriend. i didnt know till afterwards. and i was drunk.

now, when she gave me a blowie last weekend, yeah, kinda an asshole move. whatever, i was sleeping off a drunk, she came and found me, she initiated it. what, am i supposed to stop her when my wiener is tickling the back of her throat?


cum


oh i did.

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ironyisadeadscene wrote:
BlueandYellow wrote:
ironyisadeadscene wrote:
jvaccaro6 wrote:
NYIntensity wrote:
You're going to have to add more to this story. I'm intrigued.



umm, basically, I had a girl in my bed who has a boyfriend. things were done...I mean I'm not too mad about it, but same time, kinda feel like I'd be pissed if I was the jackhole who's girlfriend was being railed while he has no clue about it.


eh, i banged a girl this summer who had a boyfriend. i didnt know till afterwards. and i was drunk.

now, when she gave me a blowie last weekend, yeah, kinda an asshole move. whatever, i was sleeping off a drunk, she came and found me, she initiated it. what, am i supposed to stop her when my wiener is tickling the back of her throat?


cum


oh i did.

Your question has been answered, my child.

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My wife gave a bottle of loganberry concentrate to a local Italian Ice food truck / restaurant.

Let's see if it can catch on out here in la la land.

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I love loganberry. My nextdoor neighbor who spent some years in Buffalo asks me to bring some back to CNY from time to time.

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Things not to say after sex...

"Well that escalated quickly"

who dropped that line last night...This guy...haha I'm so awkward I love it.

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ironyisadeadscene wrote:
jvaccaro6 wrote:
NYIntensity wrote:
You're going to have to add more to this story. I'm intrigued.



umm, basically, I had a girl in my bed who has a boyfriend. things were done...I mean I'm not too mad about it, but same time, kinda feel like I'd be pissed if I was the jackhole who's girlfriend was being railed while he has no clue about it.


eh, i banged a girl this summer who had a boyfriend. i didnt know till afterwards. and i was drunk.

now, when she gave me a blowie last weekend, yeah, kinda an asshole move. whatever, i was sleeping off a drunk, she came and found me, she initiated it. what, am i supposed to stop her when my wiener is tickling the back of her throat?


I tend to feel like the onus is on the girl to not be a whore, not the guy to not do what any other guy would. My ex fooled around with other guys while dating me, but I never got pissed at them, I got pissed at her.

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CriminallyVu1gar wrote:
ironyisadeadscene wrote:
jvaccaro6 wrote:
NYIntensity wrote:
You're going to have to add more to this story. I'm intrigued.



umm, basically, I had a girl in my bed who has a boyfriend. things were done...I mean I'm not too mad about it, but same time, kinda feel like I'd be pissed if I was the jackhole who's girlfriend was being railed while he has no clue about it.


eh, i banged a girl this summer who had a boyfriend. i didnt know till afterwards. and i was drunk.

now, when she gave me a blowie last weekend, yeah, kinda an asshole move. whatever, i was sleeping off a drunk, she came and found me, she initiated it. what, am i supposed to stop her when my wiener is tickling the back of her throat?


I tend to feel like the onus is on the girl to not be a whore, not the guy to not do what any other guy would. My ex fooled around with other guys while dating me, but I never got pissed at them, I got pissed at her.


this stuff happens to me alot. i met some random girl at a bar for new years last year, she lived in grand rapids, but was getting her masters at valpo in Tennessee. anyways, she was my midnight kiss.. she was alot of fun, and she gave me her number, and i gave her mine. she told me she would call next time she was home, and that i should come down and visit her in tennessee. next day i find out, she was married and her husband is down in tennessee. which bummed me out cause she was a short little blonde with a big ole ass. oh, and she was just awesome in general. but i never texted her and deleted her number because, well. she was married.

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In the latest sex com story, we were in lecture today, and my professor was showing us stuff on craigslist to show an example of how people use craigslist to find sexual partners. Well, he thought one of them titled "I need head" was funny, and clicked on it, not realizing a picture was attached. Needless to say, 150+ people just saw some guys penis.
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peteythedancingsabre wrote:
In the latest sex com story, we were in lecture today, and my professor was showing us stuff on craigslist to show an example of how people use craigslist to find sexual partners. Well, he thought one of them titled "I need head" was funny, and clicked on it, not realizing a picture was attached. Needless to say, 150+ people just saw some guys penis.

Shit's crazy.

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