http://www.calgaryherald.com/technology ... story.html

Too bad the cops have no heart.....

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Hold my beer and watch this...

If it came down to it...I think I'd rather be in jail than under house arrest with any woman too...lol.

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"She's like plan C after an 18 pack"

Squanto 7/27/2010

omg!

That's terrible. And amazing. And terrible. Ahahahaha.

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Miles to go before I sleep

‎"Love knows not its own depth until the hour of separation."
-Khalil Gibran

Haha that is great.

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HONEY, I'M HOME!!!!!!!!!!!!

BLAH BLAH JNWSKIJ][WE--82347-JS,,,SM,SM, BLAH BLAH ;PFPICP--W--PLW,KWMWMM BLAH BLAH......

Fuck this.........I gotta go back to jail.....TAKE ME AWAY!

Ummm, nope.....you are mine mother fucker! POWNED!

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I try to think, but nuttin happens.......Curley Howard
There is no past as it exists merely as a slippery bond tying the memories of the past to the dreams of the future.............Me
If we started life as an old person and lived until we were young, we would eventually finish off fucked as an orgasm.......George Carlin

Wow... and people say the US has a tough justice system. Yikes.

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All the things we wanted each other to be we'll never be.

Perfect

Guess marriage really isn't for everyone.

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"...they came down into the stands and asked if I knew how to do play by play. I said...No. But. I'll take a shot at it if you want".- Rick Jeanneret

Why would you stay married to someone you can't stand?

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Proud LGBTQQ Individual

Jim Breur said it best about marriage on his "Hardcore" special...."who can you be patient with for the rest of your life?"

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"...they came down into the stands and asked if I knew how to do play by play. I said...No. But. I'll take a shot at it if you want".- Rick Jeanneret

Not sure, but I think Sicilian divorce laws are such that one cannot just say I want one.

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I try to think, but nuttin happens.......Curley Howard
There is no past as it exists merely as a slippery bond tying the memories of the past to the dreams of the future.............Me
If we started life as an old person and lived until we were young, we would eventually finish off fucked as an orgasm.......George Carlin

Owing to the long-standing influences of The Church and an economically-dictated absence of progressiveness, Sicilian Law has devolved from Catholic norms.

There is no divorce permitted, by the Catholic Church - Hence the parochial nature of the decision to force them to re-unite...

What God has united, let no man put asunder.

[Such a ruling also lessens the financial burden, caused by one more imprisonment, upon the judicial and penal systems.]

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Poor fuck.....destined to a miserable life with an angry Italian bitch. no disrespect to the females in the audience...this is an extreme case. Reminds me of a Benny Hill skit.

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I try to think, but nuttin happens.......Curley Howard
There is no past as it exists merely as a slippery bond tying the memories of the past to the dreams of the future.............Me
If we started life as an old person and lived until we were young, we would eventually finish off fucked as an orgasm.......George Carlin