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ksquier89
PostPosted: Tue Jun 05, 2012 11:50 am 
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Come home last night from work and the last bottle of whiskey I had in the house had seemingly gone missing. Now it was placed precisely next to an empty bottle of Jameson and a Budweiser from the night before. I have narrowed it down to one dumb bitch who lived in my house for less then a month and is in the process of moving out. Now I have the upper hand seeing as how there are no keys but a keypad to enter. Oh yeah she also still has shit in my house. No I was not, nor did I ever, date this broad. Oh yeah, it was a winter special edition bottle.


why dont you confront her about it? tell her you photographed her naked while she slept and if she doesnt give it back, youll sell the images to an amateur site for 20 dollars.

She was supposed to be moved out by now. I have just been a genuinely nice guy about her shit still being in one of the bedrooms. Twaffle(twat waffle) can take a piss in the fucking wind. I am heated. All I wanted last night was Makers neat and to watch V for Vendetta. Couldn't run out to pick one up seeing as how I got home after liquor stores were already closed. Brother asked her via text if she knew anything about it and she said no. Bulllllshhhiiitt.


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So, some douche thinks he will get what he is asking for on a house we WERE looking at in PEI. Considering there is atleast $10,000 worth of work to go into it to bring it up to par, allow me to say, good luck with that, prickface. The pics on the realtor's site were totally 8 years ago compared to what we seen on the weekend. Fully loaded with spiders and a lot more than TLC to make it a home. He totally lied and said it was recently lived in. By lived in, he might have meant 3 years ago.

In other news, GO KINGS GO!!!

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It's actually currently lived in. By spiders.

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PostPosted: Mon Jun 11, 2012 7:42 pm 
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Wore my Sabres hat to a concert near me this weekend and got a "Let's go Buffalo". Made my day.


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Wore my Sabres hat to a concert near me this weekend and got a "Let's go Buffalo". Made my day.

It's a fact. We are everywhere.

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LA winning the Cup = nice payout from my hockey pool. I am now $500 richer than I was at the start of the day :D


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ksquier89
PostPosted: Tue Jun 12, 2012 11:53 am 
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Wore my Sabres hat to a concert near me this weekend and got a "Let's go Buffalo". Made my day.

It's a fact. We are everywhere.

Ha! I know it is awesome. The only downside to our fanbase is that we are not as loud and obnoxious as some of the other ones around my location. And I may be partial but we have one of the friendliest group of fans in the NHL. I am always excepting of other fans, this so long as shots are not taken at me without first initiating conversation. I am fine with banter just introduce yourself first so you don't come off as a complete twat. And if I see other Sabres/Bills fans out at the bar I will almost always buy their next round and have gotten similar treatment.


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Buffalo is like Ireland.
Its greatest export is its people.

And like Ireland, its ex-pats drink like fish.


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Routine is killing me. I need an adventure.

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I wonder if the phrase 'bit the dust' came from rodeo people. I cant imagine where else that would be applicable.


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I fucking hate my neighbors soooooo fucking much. My day started with me calling 911 when their dogs starting mauling their new pot-bellied pig in their backyard this morning. What kind of idiot puts a pig in the backyard with two attack dogs alone in the yard and expects nothing to happen? They've only had the fucking pig for four days. First opportunity the dogs had, they went after the pig. The cop said the pig was still breathing when she took it, but the thing probably has zero chance of survival. That fucking couple should be judged by that pig at judgement day if there is a judgement day.
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I want them to be arrested for animal cruelty, or at least have their dogs taken away. But I don't want to start a full-fledged neighbor war. What do I do?


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PatGreen
PostPosted: Mon Jun 18, 2012 8:03 pm 
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My advice is to mind your own business unless it happens again. I'm not trying to be an asshole, promise.


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My advice is to mind your own business unless it happens again. I'm not trying to be an asshole, promise.

They have a rottweiler and a bulldog, and they treat them like shit. They never, ever walk them. And they leave them to wander in the backyard in a fenced in area about the size of a small bathroom. The dogs bark for over an hour straight when they leave in the morning. I'd like to take the guy and peel his fingernails off one by one with plyers.


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Stuuuuuuu
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Plus I'm the one that's probably gonna have his dreams haunted by a screaming, squealing little pig spewing blood from its neck. They make their fucking pets into my business.


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PatGreen
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But unless they are beating, starving, or not cleaning up the poop, there is nothing that can be done. And unless the dogs attacj a person, they won't be considered dangerous. I know that a dying pig squeals like crazy...but the circle of life isn't all newborn puppies and otters. It can be horrifying.


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Stuuuuuuu
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But unless they are beating, starving, or not cleaning up the poop, there is nothing that can be done. And unless the dogs attacj a person, they won't be considered dangerous. I know that a dying pig squeals like crazy...but the circle of life isn't all newborn puppies and otters. It can be horrifying.

I hear you, but you can't believe how frustrating it is. They had a bunny they kept in their yard a couple years ago that escaped all the time. We caught the rabbitt and brought it back to them twice, but they never changed a thing, and it got out again and was killed.

People like that should not be allowed to own any animal.


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Routine is killing me. I need an adventure.

You should go visit Stu's neighbors. With extreme prejudice.

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PatGreen
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People like that should not be allowed to own any animal.

don't think for a second that i believe any differently


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ironyisadeadscene
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PatGreen wrote:
But unless they are beating, starving, or not cleaning up the poop, there is nothing that can be done. And unless the dogs attacj a person, they won't be considered dangerous. I know that a dying pig squeals like crazy...but the circle of life isn't all newborn puppies and otters. It can be horrifying.


but it doesnt have to be horrifying in populated areas where others are witness to it because of neglect. i hear what you are saying, pat. but this kind of stuff is just stupidity at its finest.

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