I love these late nighters...

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Oh lord, it's hard to be humble, when you're perfect in every way. I can't wait to look in the mirror, 'cause I get better looking each day. To know me is to love me, I must be a hell of a man. Oh lord, it's hard to be humble, but I'm doin' the best that I can.

Free tab for drunkest poster, eh?

Well, liver, it's go time.

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Tonight before gametime I'll post the Vegas line on who will get the free tab.

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Oh lord, it's hard to be humble, when you're perfect in every way. I can't wait to look in the mirror, 'cause I get better looking each day. To know me is to love me, I must be a hell of a man. Oh lord, it's hard to be humble, but I'm doin' the best that I can.

Well, I'm pretty sure my high score is writing "I <3 DICKS" on the hood of Melly's car one night, so let's see if I can beat that!

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mechaphil

*clink*

Dinner at my mother's is going to be like hitting a booster in Mario Kart for my BAC

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mechaphil

As soon as I know I don't have to drive anymore today, the lubrication will begin.

If everyone brings their A game to this contest, it should be one hell of a race for this coveted award. The winner may be moot though, as we may well not remember who even won by tomorrow.....

And that's fine with me.

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"I'll rap you with my cane; you pencil necked geek!!"

-Bowler, imitating Freddy Blassie, at the very first M & G.

<pleads the fifth on this one>

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"Sarcasm and cynicism: Just two of the many services I provide."
"Never make someone a priority when you are only an option for them."
"You can't polish a turd."

The pizza has been devoured; the "digestive enzymes" will soon commence...

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"I'll rap you with my cane; you pencil necked geek!!"

-Bowler, imitating Freddy Blassie, at the very first M & G.

The Latest Line

Drunkest poster
Rbochan: 2:1
Mecaphil: 5:1
ETC: 7:1
Howie: 8:1
Stuu'u: 10:1
MsBeebe: 16:1
Schony: 16:1
Cross: 40:1

Rbochan has the most experience and consistency with intoxication at the SportsJunkie community. With his cheap beer and whiskey loaded up and ready, oddsmakers have made him the prohibitive favorite.

Phil offers up some strong competition, but he's young and it's date night, so oddsmakers doubt he'll take it to the sloppy zone.

ETC has his daughter's birthday party tomorrow, and is dealing with a mildly panicked wife. Normally I would have put him right near the top, but he'll need an incredibly strong finish to compete for the win.

Howie seems to enjoy a getting a good buzz going, but hasn't demonstrated that drunken next level needed to win against competition this stiff. Still, he's a savvy vet who could rise to the occasion if pushed (this has taken a disturbingly phallic path).

Stu'u'uu seems to mean well, but stipulating that he was holding out for a driver raised red flags. Does he have the dedication? Is his heart really into drinking? We'll see, but for now we're putting him down as a long shot.

Rounding out the field is MsBeebe and Schony. They seem to be spunky and filled with good intentions, but I think they're in against too strong of a field. Still, they could surprise...the mare's have notoriously low tolerance and that could turn out to be a big advantage if the favorites aren't at their best.

Cross, well, he'll be nursing and admiring the bouquet of some craft fruit beer concoction all night, but I had to throw him in because he's the admin.

Get excited people! Post time in 1hr 45 minutes.

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Oh lord, it's hard to be humble, when you're perfect in every way. I can't wait to look in the mirror, 'cause I get better looking each day. To know me is to love me, I must be a hell of a man. Oh lord, it's hard to be humble, but I'm doin' the best that I can.

To hell with avoiding the sloppy zone - I'm gettin shit-faced

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mechaphil

Fuck you, ETC. (I mean that in the nicest way)

See below: (and that was just this afternoon. I have gotten my second wind--Watch out, fuckers!)

FTW!!!
Glaring error omission from this contest: SchonyGal & Cross
<EDIT: Actually, I just checked-Schony's on the next table over >

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"Sarcasm and cynicism: Just two of the many services I provide."
"Never make someone a priority when you are only an option for them."
"You can't polish a turd."

Virtually ensuring the role of Rob being played by Rob tonight!!

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"I'll rap you with my cane; you pencil necked geek!!"

-Bowler, imitating Freddy Blassie, at the very first M & G.

When my beer goes dry, I'm switching to whiskey...and cheap whiskey to chase it with.

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mechaphil

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"I'll rap you with my cane; you pencil necked geek!!"

-Bowler, imitating Freddy Blassie, at the very first M & G.

I'm saving myself to get obliterated for the Jets game tomorrow

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"...they came down into the stands and asked if I knew how to do play by play. I said...No. But. I'll take a shot at it if you want".- Rick Jeanneret

Jets Drinking Game: Do a shot every time one of Rex Ryan's chins calls a play.

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mechaphil

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"I'll rap you with my cane; you pencil necked geek!!"

-Bowler, imitating Freddy Blassie, at the very first M & G.

"Rex Ryan has more chins than a Chinese phone book..."

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"I'll rap you with my cane; you pencil necked geek!!"

-Bowler, imitating Freddy Blassie, at the very first M & G.

I've decided I'm not going to drink anymore. Of course I won't drink any less, either!!

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"I'll rap you with my cane; you pencil necked geek!!"

-Bowler, imitating Freddy Blassie, at the very first M & G.