End The Curse wrote:
Tiger's next step...
Appearing in a press conference standing with his wife, Tiger Woods tearfully admits to the world that he has been battling a serious addiction to pain killers and sleeping pills the past couple years, and announces that he'll be checking into a rehabilitation clinic right away. He informs us that the addiction took over his life, causing him to make terrible decisions which caused serious pain to himself, his family, as well as his golf game.
Tiger apologizes to his fans and hopes they will be able to forgive him, and says his only priority now will be to get well again and be there for his family.
Six weeks later, Tiger goes on 60 minutes and discusses how getting clean was the toughest thing he's ever had to do, and that his recovery is still day-by-day. He also tells us how God helped him through, and that despite he doesn't deserve her forgiveness, his wife has stayed with him through this entire ordeal.
Tiger than admits to a limited number of "transgressions" regarding his fidelity, and says the media reports were way overblown. He then says that this terrible episode allowed him to understand how precious his family is, and what's really important in life.
Damn, ETC. While you're at it, can you look into that crystal ball and snag me the winning lotto numbers? I'd appreciate it!

j/k
That sounds pretty spot on with what every sports/celeb figure has done and for some reason, the people lap it up like warm milk. I for one, think he's a douchebag. It's not like he had a devil on his shoulder telling him what to do. Some titties were shoved in his face and he thought, "I'm tiger woods, people love me. I'll never get busted!"
He might have all the money one in his "Profession" (I use that term lightly) can have, the house everyone might want and a model for a wife. Fact is, he's no better than the office guy who is pluggin a co-worker or secretary in the closet and goes home to his family. People will call the office guy a dirty cheating bastard. While Tiger, oh he's a role model. Screw you, Woods. You made that bed now go lay in it. With one of the 10 you've porked.
No remorse for you!
