Well there's only so much of me to go around....

Ladies drink free!

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Hold my beer and watch this...

I forgot about that. That makes me sad.

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It's ok...the best beer in the world is still American craft beer...forget about the mega-swill companies.

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Hold my beer and watch this...

I prefer Labatt, but today in honor of our National Team, I had to get Budweiser

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"...they came down into the stands and asked if I knew how to do play by play. I said...No. But. I'll take a shot at it if you want".- Rick Jeanneret

Another Bacardi and Coke please Tommy!!

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"I'll rap you with my cane; you pencil necked geek!!"

-Bowler, imitating Freddy Blassie, at the very first M & G.

What nation are you cheering for? Sorry to break the news to you, but AB isn't an American company anymore. It was bought out by the Eurotrashy Belgians...

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Oh lord, it's hard to be humble, when you're perfect in every way. I can't wait to look in the mirror, 'cause I get better looking each day. To know me is to love me, I must be a hell of a man. Oh lord, it's hard to be humble, but I'm doin' the best that I can.

Tommy has the night off, but the Bacardi girls will be happy to help you.

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Oh lord, it's hard to be humble, when you're perfect in every way. I can't wait to look in the mirror, 'cause I get better looking each day. To know me is to love me, I must be a hell of a man. Oh lord, it's hard to be humble, but I'm doin' the best that I can.

yep...I'll buy a round of Sam Adams for the room.

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Hold my beer and watch this...

We just stocked up on some Brown Ale...ETC's favorite Sam Adams varietal to date.

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Oh lord, it's hard to be humble, when you're perfect in every way. I can't wait to look in the mirror, 'cause I get better looking each day. To know me is to love me, I must be a hell of a man. Oh lord, it's hard to be humble, but I'm doin' the best that I can.

I'm aware of that, but its still an American lager to me

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"...they came down into the stands and asked if I knew how to do play by play. I said...No. But. I'll take a shot at it if you want".- Rick Jeanneret

I suspect you really want a Yuengling. USA! USA!

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Oh lord, it's hard to be humble, when you're perfect in every way. I can't wait to look in the mirror, 'cause I get better looking each day. To know me is to love me, I must be a hell of a man. Oh lord, it's hard to be humble, but I'm doin' the best that I can.

Today is one of the greatest days of all time. The gold medal game against Canada and the Jewish holiday of Purim.

Purim is a holiday celebrating the events in ancient Persia, roughly 2,500 years ago, when the Hitler of his era, Haman, influenced King Achashverosh to exterminate the Jews, but was miraculously foiled by the cunning, bravery and guile of heroine Queen Esther and hero Mordechai (her uncle).

To commemorate this event, Jews young and old dress in costume (because God was never mentioned in the Megillah Esther, his presence was "hidden" or "disguised", as it is still today). In addition, Jews must give charity to the poor, hear the public reading of the book of Esther from a scroll (normally in the synagogue), and have a big, feasting party (called a seudah) in which we are COMMANDED BY JEWISH LAW TO GET SHIT FACED!

So, today will be a huge party at ETC's, with 12 lbs of wings, 5 lbs of ground beef for sliders, 2 lbs of tater tots, 2 lbs of skinny fries, 2 lbs of blue cheese, 1lb of celery, and most importantly, 2 cases of beer, 3 bottles of scotch, 3 bottles of vodka, 2 bottles of rum, and 8 bottles of wine.

We will be really fucking pickled watching the game...I hope you all can join the party, too!

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Oh lord, it's hard to be humble, when you're perfect in every way. I can't wait to look in the mirror, 'cause I get better looking each day. To know me is to love me, I must be a hell of a man. Oh lord, it's hard to be humble, but I'm doin' the best that I can.

L'Chayim!

<clinks glasses with ETC>

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"Sarcasm and cynicism: Just two of the many services I provide."
"Never make someone a priority when you are only an option for them."
"You can't polish a turd."

I need to find a religion that's light on rules but stacked in the holiday department.

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Hold my beer and watch this...

Why not just piggy back on my party, instead!

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Oh lord, it's hard to be humble, when you're perfect in every way. I can't wait to look in the mirror, 'cause I get better looking each day. To know me is to love me, I must be a hell of a man. Oh lord, it's hard to be humble, but I'm doin' the best that I can.

Great idea...do I need to wear a special hat or anything or just drink?

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Hold my beer and watch this...

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"I'll rap you with my cane; you pencil necked geek!!"

-Bowler, imitating Freddy Blassie, at the very first M & G.

Good Morning All!!

I would love to start my morning with a Bloody Mary, if possible ETC??? Orrr...a Bailey's and coffee with whipped cream. Surprise me.

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Miss you Schony!!
Women are Angels
And when someone breaks our wings....
We simply continue to fly.........on a broomstick...
We are flexible like that ....

Happy Purim to my favorite bubbelah and mensch!
Love,
Your favorite Yenta Shiksa and Goyim (yeah, I know, slightly derogatory, but I knew you'd see the humor in it)

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"Sarcasm and cynicism: Just two of the many services I provide."
"Never make someone a priority when you are only an option for them."
"You can't polish a turd."

Yuengling, please... and keep them coming. I want to get TRASHED for this game.

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