Where's our board nurse, SG when we need her?

Hope you feel better soon.

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"Sarcasm and cynicism: Just two of the many services I provide."
"Never make someone a priority when you are only an option for them."
"You can't polish a turd."

I GET TO QUIT RED LOBSTER!!!!!!!!!

My Dad applied for a loan for me that got denied, so I was able to take the loan out in my name. YAY!

Pat, you're not the only spilling stuff on your crotch. I just almost lost my bowl of Easy Mac and in the process, I spilled some of it on mine. I started yelling, "my crotch, it burns!"

I hope no one was walking by my room cuz that sure would be awwwkward.

NEW DETHKLOK RWORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

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mechaphil

Chicken broth...omomnomnom...God's gift to sickly fuckers.

Neo-Citran and Vodka works wonders, too.

...I once dumped a MEGA-styro of coffee into my lap, while I was driving. It fell off the dashboard and scalded me gooooooood.

I'm surprised I had enough self-control to graaaaaadually steer the car to the extreme right-hand lane and take an off-ramp...I coulda wrecked and taken a bunch of people with me to the fucking afterlife.

this one time on the old message board I was like and some of the guys where like and the women just and then a mod told me so I told them and then they banned me.

AND THIS WOULD OF ALL BEEN TRUE HAD I REALLY DONE IT

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The Lounge Rat

Grand Funk Railroad.


...I don't know why, or where it came from, but: GRAND FUNK RAILROAD! Motherfuckers.

I just treated myself to a new set of RBK 6K goalie pads...why? Because I am finally 210...so go me!

Next trick...190...my goal weight 185.

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"She's like plan C after an 18 pack"

Squanto 7/27/2010

Blehhh I'm sick...AGAIN. I usually never get sick, but I got smacked with a mega cold a few weeks ago and it apparently has been resurrected. Running to my car from class in the windy as hell downpour yesterday didn't help my cause either...

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"Do not go where the path may lead, go instead where there is no path and leave a trail." - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Hockey Night in Buffalo

Watching Rocky 4 again...can't tell you how many times I've watched Rocky 4

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mechaphil

...another sucker for punishment...

I don't know what it is about Rocky 4, but this movie is like goddamn meth to me.

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mechaphil

I'm playing some guitar, haven't played in about a week, it feels great.

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I didn't know you were a red head. Oh snaps. Seriously though who hasn't yelled that out before?

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All the things we wanted each other to be we'll never be.

Hacking people's Facebook accounts has to be the most fun I've ever had. Or close to it. I just change their profile info, so it takes days for them to discover it.

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Miles to go before I sleep

‎"Love knows not its own depth until the hour of separation."
-Khalil Gibran

not having stable internet is really starting to get very very annoying

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this place feels more like home, with one big happy family

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I am currently sitting in the cafe/place-where-everyone-plays-cards-and-Risk-and-Settlers on campus, and they're playing "Baby Got Back." Everyone just busted out laughing once the intro with the girls talking started playing. This might be better than the night last year when they played nothing but '80s music for the five hours I was there. That night was a-mazing, purely for the music. Everyone sang along to every song... I love this school so hard. I'm not going to want to leave.

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Miles to go before I sleep

‎"Love knows not its own depth until the hour of separation."
-Khalil Gibran

burning crotches? what the fuck have i missed? reminds me of the time i had a yeast infection. but you all heard that story before.

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