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Van_Da_Man
PostPosted: Wed Apr 07, 2010 10:34 pm 
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http://abcnews.go.com/Blotter/air-marsh ... d=10315314

Developing story. Here's 5 bucks saying he gets off Scot free. Thank god he was stopped though.

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Well that sounds extremely stupid.

Hell, we're only focused on a few things right now...
boxcutters
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exploding shoes


and this asshole picked exploding shoes...again?!?!

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The best part?

HE'S A REGISTERED QATARI DIPLOMAT.


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FBI agents say no explosives were found in the shoes of a Qatar diplomat who was subdued by federal air marshals on a United flight to Denver Wednesday night after allegedly telling the marshals, "I'm lighting my shoes on fire."


This is the best thing ever

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Squanto
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One of the reports I read was that the guy was attempting to sneak a smoke.

Might be the best 'quit smoking' ad ever. :p


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anyone want to bet me alcohol was involved?

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Squanto
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Apparently he WAS just sneaking a smoke, and when asked about the smell, cracked a joke about setting his shoes on fire.

Pro Tip : If you're of Middle Eastern descent, and on a US plane, DON'T CRACK JOKES ABOUT BLOWING SHIT UP.


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PuckSniperPensel
PostPosted: Thu Apr 08, 2010 9:45 am 
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Squanto wrote:
Apparently he WAS just sneaking a smoke, and when asked about the smell, cracked a joke about setting his shoes on fire.

Pro Tip : If you're of Middle Eastern descent, and on a US plane, DON'T CRACK JOKES ABOUT BLOWING SHIT UP.


:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Squanto wrote:
One of the reports I read was that the guy was attempting to sneak a smoke.

Might be the best 'quit smoking' ad ever. :p


That's what I heard, too. Doesn't seem like there is really any story here.

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The story here is he was detained by air marshals...the plane got a fighter jet escort into Denver...and because of diplomatic immunity it has been plainly stated there will be no charges filed.

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Not the best idea saying your going to blow the plane up and it looks like you are ready to blow it up.

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Squanto
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This is ancient news guy.

He was sneaking a smoke and the air marshals freaked.


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Squanto wrote:
Pro Tip : If you're of Middle Eastern descent, and on a US plane, DON'T CRACK JOKES ABOUT BLOWING SHIT UP.


DEFINETELY THIS!!! hahahahaha

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